Carrie Curtis

I think I'm funny

[z @zabushka]

my bad for thinking everyone has common sense btw

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

Grannies really got it right with tea and soup and knitting and doing puzzles and sitting outside listening to the birds and having a sweet treat and going to bed at 8pm

[Carrie Curtis @CommonCurtisC4]

One failed Etsy later and I’m doing this for my own joy only lmao

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Please 2025 make me feel less weird

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*

[Evan Kail (PAWN MAN) @EvanKail]

I cannot for the life of me figure out why the United States doesn’t have high speed trains like China. It would make life so much easier for so many Americans.

[Carrie Curtis @CommonCurtisC4]

@TheRealSCarten No hablo frances pero no

[jadey @missmilkton]

soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Give hozier all the Grammys right fuckin now

[Maine Men’s Ice Hockey @MaineIceHockey]

FILL THOSE STEINS!!!!

#BlackBearNation // #JourneyNorth

[Carrie Curtis @CommonCurtisC4]

I’ve never seen an old circuit city repurposed for anything else but I think Cricut has a golden opportunity here. Rearrange some letters and you get a ton of storefronts for Cricut City. Boom. I should go into marketing #Cricut

[Carrie Curtis @CommonCurtisC4]

Guess who’s drunk on a Tuesday and crying about how much she loves dogs! #itsme

[Carrie Curtis @CommonCurtisC4]

My current favorite phrase is “I’ve never been more betrayed by someone in my whole life and I’ve been stabbed by the same person twice”

A) because it’s true and
B) because NO ONE is comforted when I say “don’t worry it was just a coworker”

[Carrie Curtis @CommonCurtisC4]

In my grandma phase rn. Crocheting, baking, and waiting to retire

[Carrie Curtis @CommonCurtisC4]

Weird, I upped my antidepressant does and my life magically got better? Probs not related tho 👀

[emme ☀︎ who we are girl @allthingshozier]

SHE’S GONNA SAVE ME CALL ME BABY RUN HER HANDS THROUGH MY HAIR. SHE’LL KNOW ME CRAZY SOOTHE ME DAILY BETTER YET SHE WOULDN’T CARE. WE’LL STEAL HER LEXUS BE DETECTIVES RIDE ‘ROUND PICKING UP CLUES. WE’LL NAME OUR CHILDREN JACKIE AND WILSON RAISE ‘EM ON RHYTHM AND BLUES