Joe Database

I'm a DBA, what more do you need to know?

[Craig Mullins - data, Db2, and mainframes @craigmullins]

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[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

Through the eyes of a #DBA everything looks different

[Craig Mullins - data, Db2, and mainframes @craigmullins]

The mantra of the #DBA
Be ready for everything, because eventually everything will happen!

[Philippe Dubost @db2forz]

A User Interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good.

@IDUGDb2
#geek #jokes #Db2 #Db2z

[Craig Mullins - data, Db2, and mainframes @craigmullins]

Be very cautious when dropping tables! #DBA https://t.co/xxYftQYRWA

[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

I think this is the job that many IT folks aspire to
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[Craig Mullins - data, Db2, and mainframes @craigmullins]

Don't miss this upcoming @SHAREhq webinar on improving #mainframe #performance and lowering TCO - Noon Central Sep 15, 2020
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[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

What is CRM?
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[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

How big is your data model?
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[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

Is your data still siloed?
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[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

Where do you keep your documentation?
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[Craig Mullins - data, Db2, and mainframes @craigmullins]

f you follow the guidelines in this book your #Db2 DBAs and performance analysts will love you!
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[Philippe Dubost @db2forz]

Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A: “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

@IDUGDb2
#geek #jokes #Db2 #Db2z

[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

Handy memory aid

[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

How many Agile Developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

It isn't just the lightbulb that needs changing, all the wiring must be redone

[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

Hello... read the mug before proceeding.

[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

When you wait too long to call the #DBA for help...

[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

Why most DBAs do not talk about what they do outside of work...

[Vladimer Botsvadze, Ph.D. 🛫🌎🎙️ @VladoBotsvadze]

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. —Albert Einstein #quote

[Joe Database @CommonDBA]

#DBA problems...