Jake Johnson

53 year old Vaxxed Republican🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸America’s BEST 5th Grade Basketball Coach🏀🏀 Professional Sexer♋️🫦🦶

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

Stand for the flag and kneel to suck this dick

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

Any other Knicks fans still get subtle PTSD every time they see a Brunson jersey thinking it’s a Frank #11 jersey?

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

@coopisit2020 @TheDunkCentral @AmicoHoops This aged poorly

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

@KnicksMuse Move Nuggets tier 2 and move 4 & 5 each up 1 and I’d agree. Knicks also have a good argument to be tier 2 but I understand that part of why the warriors and lakers are where they are is because they have stars who have done it before

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

@j9rainer @CPClose1996 @educator4ever36 The snacking isn’t new. Kids have tried to eat in school for the last 20+ years. Stop trying to push your liberal agenda by posting blatant lies

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

That “A Minor” was generational

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

@kanyewest As an older honkey you my fucking dawg Ye

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

@keloland Looks to me like a bunch of people without jobs that are protesting about some bogus simply because they don’t have real struggle in their life.

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

Please Shaman,
@mattwritesbooks
You and this man need to have a sit down on the pod
Sincerely,
Your loving fan,
Jakery G. Johnson

[Grey Johnson @BoxrecGrey]

By popular demand, here is the interview with said gentleman giving a shoutout to the Wendy's 4 for 4 while describing the fire #Philly

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

@kanyewest Ship my slippers my dude. I’m tryna throw comfy fits

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

@BigRedDave_ Dave,
Hope this message finds you well. It would appear he is going through something. You should give him a suggestion of a new jersey to light the fire under him again. I do something similar to get my youth basketball players to shoot the ball again.
Sincerely,
Jake Johnson

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

Your wedding date wears a Hurley shirt to the ceremony. Grow up

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

@lifeofdabul @KnicksMuse No real Knicks fans thought those were likely to happen. ESPN loves to spin a narrative that free agents are headed to New York and like a little sheep you buy it every time. I’d bet you watch CNN and believe everything they say too

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

Scrolling through my cable tv (I don’t live in poverty) and stopped in Bob’s Burgers. Genuinely wondering who watches this show and enjoys it. This show ass

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

Embiid getting MVP chants but they just mean Most Valuable Prisoner

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

THROW EMBIID OUT OF THE LEAGUE. Jesus Christ that’s wildly dangerous. Trying to kill a guy bc of your temper tantrum

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

Embiid ruined basketball

[Knicks Nation @KnicksNation]

GET EMBIID OUT IF THIS GAME

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

Joel Embiid needs to be put in prison. Some of the dirtiest plays I’ve seen in modern basketball. Someone is going to get hurt and I’m going to get very upset :(

[Jake Johnson @commonsense2401]

Cancel Culture doesn’t work. Kanye is so back. Bud Light is on the edge of being back. All you’re doing is making them more powerful