Brian Machekanyanga

The watcher 👀

[Brian Machekanyanga @CommonStranger2]

@ZimDaily

[Brian Machekanyanga @CommonStranger2]

@DubePH Never give advice to anyone again in your life

[Putin @Zaddy_Bruh]

Advocate Teffo told us about Shadrack Sibiya and The Grand strip club over a year ago and we made fun of him

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

This South African thief put men on a Gun point and forced them to twerk for him. 😭😭😂

[Brian Machekanyanga @CommonStranger2]

@NathiRadebe_25 @Abramjee Go to school and rewrite metric

[Brian Machekanyanga @CommonStranger2]

@DRACUL205 @Abramjee Go to school first and get metric

[Brian Machekanyanga @CommonStranger2]

@nickmangwana Moda kuti vafe nenzara here

[SABC News @SABCNews]

WATCH | What should have been a day of fitness and celebration turned into a nightmare after more than 100 runners in Johannesburg reportedly had their cellphones stolen during a race, allegedly by criminals posing as fellow participants. SABC News' Neria Hlakotsa has the details.

[Zimviral 𝕏 @ZimViral]

Meanwhile…………….👀💀

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

WATCH | A ZANU PF member says President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s first seven-year presidential term will end in 2030. He argues that because the Constitution limits a president to two terms, President Mnangagwa should be allowed to serve a second seven-year term from 2030 to 2037.

🎥Sunga Jombo

[ZimLingo @ZimLingo]

It must have been this train 😂😂😂

[Brian Machekanyanga @CommonStranger2]

@matinyarare

[Brian Machekanyanga @CommonStranger2]

@bbmhlanga You can say that again Dhara. Indeed we are being led by selfish criminals dressed in political clothing

[Brian Machekanyanga @CommonStranger2]

@TembaMliswa Haasi hama yako here futi uyu

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

The Department of Transport is searching for Pietermaritzburg’s so-called “Spiderman” after a video showed a man performing daring antics on a moving Msunduzi refuse removal truck.

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

Authorities are closing in on a reckless suspect dubbed “Spiderman,” who has been causing concern in Pietermaritzburg,
KZN.

The Road Traffic Inspectorate (RTI), and Msunduzi Traffic, are actively pursuing the individual.

Officials say the suspect appears emboldened and out of control, but is being tracked and will soon be apprehended.

RTI has praised community assistance and confirmed coordinated efforts are underway to bring the situation to an end.

WATCH:

[Rutendo Matinyarare @matinyarare]

𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗜𝗦 𝗔 𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘, 𝗦𝗢 𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗖𝗔𝗡’𝗧 𝗞𝗨𝗗𝗔 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 𝗔 𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘?

Temba, I understand that you are working, but don’t lie that my decision not to support CAB3 is about money. We both know my not supporting CAB3 has nothing to do with money or promises but the principle of not letting one family and a few greedy individuals butcher our constitution to make our nation their own private enterprise. I could've kept quiet and continued to make money from these people, but my conscience wouldn't allow.

You said to a mutual friend three days ago that I've dug my own grave. So if you're on the right side of history and I'm on the wrong side, why try to save me from a grave that is already dug? Why not just cover me in the grave since your bosses are gods of MaDzimbabwe? Why worry about a nobody who has dug his own grave?

For years you came to South Africa trying to convince me that vaMnangagwa and those around him must go, for younger people like you, Chamisa, Kasukuwere, Hopewell, myself, and others to ascend. You complained about how much of a liar Kuda was and how he couldn’t be trusted, but I didn't budge because I believed in unity around one leadership while we fought outsiders (sanctions), irrespective of my differences with that leadership.

I remained loyal to that leadership, which I knew despised me, until we removed sanctions. Even after removing sanctions, I remained standing behind them despite all their unfulfilled promises because I knew stability come through unity. This is despite how I felt about that leadership.

You even intervened when I told you there were rumors that Kuda sought to get me killed in September 2022 after he called me to come and get money to pay the South African lawyers money they were owed, and then he kept me waiting for two weeks. Have you now forgotten all that?

Then in February 2026, the leadership introduced the amendment bill with many clauses that butcher our constitution and while we were still digesting that, they began to beat the opposition and those opposing this amendment. Here's where I drew the line and aired my views against an amendment to our constitution without referendum.

I did this knowing that the system owes me money for work I did. I just couldn’t find it in my conscience to keep defending this abuse, and I wasn’t going to allow the money they owe me to keep me quiet.

The work I did on sanctions and what I was promised is known to everyone in our circles, including you. We had various discussions about this, including on 23 January 2023 (listen attached). You also know that Kuda called me to come to Harare in October 2025 to give me money and a car after he begged me to keep fighting Geza. So him and I were cool until he started attacking me for not supporting CAB3.

It's Kuda who decided to pay people to attack me on social media, forcing me to defend myself on the same platform. And instead of taking responsibility that he's forced me to defend myself, by taking it down a notch, he keeps sending people, now you, to accuse me of extortion, forcing me to again produce evidence that I didn't extort him. How stupid is that?

Nevertheless, do what you're paid to do; I respect a man that works for his money, but it won’t change the fact that this constitutional amendment is wrong and being forced down people's throats, and I've decided not to support it.

This won’t change. I'm not going to be distracted from that by jumping into a mud-fight about senseless allegations.

Why would someone like me who fought a public war against sanctions and succeeded in removing them, need to extort an individual like Kuda when the work he commissioned on behalf of the President, which is worth millions, is still unpaid?

I have every recording and written undertaking on what's owed and what was promised, but I won't focus on that right now because it takes our attention away from the real issue of #NoToCAB3.

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

I'm always surprised to see that cats are so good at fighting snakes. The snakes usually don't stand a chance. 🔥🔥🔥

[Brian Machekanyanga @CommonStranger2]

@WeArePindula No details???z

[Bla B @bla_bidza]

Speaking of wars, did you know that Africa’s LONGEST uninterrupted stretch of straight road is found in Zimbabwe? It is a 35.7-kilometre section of the A5 highway between Chegutu and Kadoma.

This stretch was deliberately designed during the era of Rhodesia, when military defence infrastructure was often integrated into civilian infrastructure. The road was engineered to be perfectly straight so that, in times of conflict or national emergency, it could serve as an improvised runway for jet fighters to land and take off.

In other words, it was not just a highway but also a piece of strategic military planning embedded within the country’s transport network. Know your country. 🇿🇼