Common Suburban Kid

My parents have money..... not me

[Common Suburban Kid @commonsuburban]

*Laying in bed*
Twitter -> Instagram -> snapchat -> repeat

[Common Suburban Kid @commonsuburban]

Putting the alarm across the room so you have to get up to snooze it

[Common Suburban Kid @commonsuburban]

*parents leave*

*blast music*

*constantly checks window to make sure parents aren't coming home*

[Common Suburban Kid @commonsuburban]

We all know that one kid in our neighborhood who's family is whitest nicest people but he thinks he's a hardcore black gangster

[Common Suburban Kid @commonsuburban]

Never able to find remote

[Common Suburban Kid @commonsuburban]

Putting off chores until you have plans

[Common Suburban Kid @commonsuburban]

"Let's play soda pong"

[Common Suburban Kid @commonsuburban]

Making plans with two friends then deciding which on to flake on

[Common Suburban Kid @commonsuburban]

Opening the fridge filled with food you don't want

[Common Suburban Kid @commonsuburban]

Knowing McDonalds as MickeyDs