macy lynn

this is still twitter and this is where I laugh 🫶🏻🦇🪲🎨🦒🍌🍇🎲🩵🐈‍⬛

[macy lynn @commonworms]

And then they’re like “any I can’t see?” 😒

[macy lynn @commonworms]

Men love to show you every single tattoo they have after complimenting you (as a woman) on your tattoos.

[macy lynn @commonworms]

I love when people pronounce “button” like “buddon” it’s so cute

[macy lynn @commonworms]

somebody just told me to rub tumeric on my vitiligo to make it go away as if I haven’t had it for twenty years

[macy lynn @commonworms]

How you about to have an outie as an adult ?

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[macy lynn @commonworms]

what’s the count on how many times sincere said “in a sense” on love island #loveisland

[macy lynn @commonworms]

I hate on love island because I think it gives opportunity for mid men to get real genuine baddies. that’s gotta do a monstrous amount of damage to their egos after the villa lmao

[macy lynn @commonworms]

yeah these men on love island are so cringey and gross and also can’t handle the baddies

[macy lynn @commonworms]

had to come back and say I don’t feel the same ab huda anymore obvi lmao

[macy lynn @commonworms]

Love island s7 thoughts so far: Jeremiah is a bitch, Taylor should’ve went home over Charlie, Huda is way too good for Jeremiah, Huda’s crash out was lowkey valid, Chelley & Ace just need to be together already, ACE IS IRRITATING AF, Amaya is such a girls girl I love her heart

[macy lynn @commonworms]

love island is so weird im watching it but its so weird and some of them get so attached like yall what

[macy lynn @commonworms]

I haven’t watched season 5 of next level chef yet, so I just turned it on… why are there so many attractive people on this season omg 😭😭😭

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Fuck around and find ART

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

what does it mean when someone looks at you

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I’m a man of my worm

[macy lynn @commonworms]

@lilymizbiz Yeah it is

[i am @hotter]

till lack of communication do us part

[Celestara @celestaracosmos]

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.