community script

tweeting bits of the Community script every so often • AND A MOVIE

[community script @communiescript]

Six seasons and a movie.

[community script @communiescript]

where is this damn movie

[community script @communiescript]

Guys, I've been thinking about that night over and over. One thing has become clear. This is the darkest, most terrible timeline.

[community script @communiescript]

It's December 10th!

[community script @communiescript]

Hey, instead of this constable, what about a blonde with long legs and a tennis racket?

[community script @communiescript]

Woah, woah, woah. Are you saying 600,000 people read what I say on Twitter? We gotta cash in on that! How 'bout oldwhitemansays... The TV show?

[community script @communiescript]

You guys, I found it. The ultimate blow-off class. Professor Whitman, he thinks he's in Dead Poets Society. There's no tests, there's no work, it's just day seizing.

[community script @communiescript]

♪ Somewhere… out there… ♪ Troy, sing. The assignment is to train a rat to respond to a specific song.

[community script @communiescript]

Because all of the filmmakers are Jesus, and all their cameras are God, and the movie is called ABED. All caps. Filmmaking beyond film. A meta film. My masterpiece.

[community script @communiescript]

It's not a request. I'm giving you an all tomato. Meaning you give me the whole tomato or else.

[community script @communiescript]

♪ A-B-E-D! Connoisseur of Christmas! On the spectrum? None of your business! ♪

[community script @communiescript]

Abed has a new favorite TV show, Jeff. It's called Inspector Spacetime.

[community script @communiescript]

Mr. Guzman, Luis, thank you. And can I just say, I loved you in… Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn… IMDb.

[community script @communiescript]

If I wasn't actively repressing my bi-curiosity, I would kiss you full on your beautiful mouth.

[community script @communiescript]

I see a man using a social disorder as a procedural device. Wait, wait, wait, I see another man. Mildly autistic super detectives everywhere. Basic cable, broadcast networks. Pain. Painful writing. It hurts.

[community script @communiescript]

From now on, April Fools' Day is banished, okay? At Greendale, April 1st is officially March 32nd forever.

[community script @communiescript]

@socsportsfan AHGHGHH

[community script @communiescript]

The

[community script @communiescript]

[Troy and Abed kiss.]