commie mami

it all ❤️

[commie mami @communistcullen]

my bio says it all ❤️

[commie mami @communistcullen]

happy new year i have to get killed

[commie mami @communistcullen]

2 in the thanks, 1 in the giving

[commie mami @communistcullen]

what happens if i forgot 9/11

[commie mami @communistcullen]

never forget the scorpio that gave you some coconut water that tasted a little bit like cum

[commie mami @communistcullen]

love starfish. i think, therefore i cum

[commie mami @communistcullen]

did you know boys can get pregnant you just have to keep trying

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@SloppiestSteak

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“i love living in navy yard it’s like the DC of the east coast” -a coke addicted frat guy that graduated as a 5th year senior from virginia tech the year before you, probably

[commie mami @communistcullen]

i love getting so overstimulated i piss myself

[commie mami @communistcullen]

i’m taking the shape of a steel pipe tn

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so much evil mischief tn let’s get fucking lubed

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guys the singer of the 1975 looks exactly like matty healy

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how i be staring at my man in the doorway of his office while he’s working from home crashing out over some retard who asked him what’s 2+3

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damn those backshots blew my cheeks clean off

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telling grok to beat my ass like the drum

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just gave my bush a low taper fade

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benadryl and methane gas. yummy lunch

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who up crocheting they jockstrap