CommunistJack

boring

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[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Y’all… I used my wife’s fabric scissors to cut paper…

Now the cops are here.

[Tina @Tina_Hokwana]

Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.

[Alamo Drafthouse @alamodrafthouse]

Popcorn bucket concept art for YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING.

[sammy @loserbent]

if you're cold, he's cold. let him Inside You

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Hey @KatieZacharia sorry you got fired or whatever but since you’re gonna be unemployed for a while, can I borrow that white top? I’ll vote for you on your future season of Dancing With The Stars

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@CrevettaVT

[ᴄʀᴇᴠᴇᴛᴛᴀ @CrevettaVT]

Stop liking my tweets, you are witnessing a mental illness.

[Mr Green Tea @MrGreenTeapk]

@mchlhess Russ Hanneman warned about this.

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@CaseyNewton @kevinroose

[ᴄʀᴇᴠᴇᴛᴛᴀ @CrevettaVT]

As funny as it would be to turn my pussy into a cock-guillotine, I still have plans with his fun bits.

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

after watching the West Wing, I remember thinking I could never be press secretary. but recent events have been great for my self-confidence. I now think I could be a press secretary for at least five days

[joowon @n0w00j]

so is this car gonna fuck my girlfriend next or what

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@legalstufff

[Chapter70 @legalstufff]

Found out in a bankruptcy case today that men actually pay $250k for a pickup truck called a Ford Raptor lol. Why?! It’s a pickup truck.

[Joe Rossignol @rsgnl]

I slept in

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@ashleevance

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@BunkiePerkins @SwiftOnSecurity

It's time for

ALTIMA WREK

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

That new Tesla is cool and all but I’ve seen Nissan Altimas in the wild do way crazier stuff.

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@wonderlandcourt Mountain dew Baja midnight is the new hotness right now

[❤️‍🔥pop tart💋 @pop_tartlet]

one thing that’s really great about being in a super walkable neighborhood and being a regular at a bunch of places is that the bartender will cook you up a burger if you walk in really late looking decrepit