Quotes of Community

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Exorcise Gymnasium Demons, Renegotiate Fish Sticks Contract, Have a Productive Meeting, investigate Gum Balls

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What's an insurance appraiser?
Something that sounds normal and boring, but is actually scary, like a raised mole, or a turkey deep-fryer.

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Jeff and Brittany are getting married? Watch Community tomorrow to find out!

[Sally LaRowe @sallyLdot]

May have totally freaked out one of my students by getting way too excited about her #Anniesmove t-shirt. #nbccommunity

[Bea Haive @intheglow99]

@nbccommunity better be renewed. #community #nbc #nbcCommunity

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Can this happen?

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Pierce: Is that you death?
Britta: No it's me, Britta.

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Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly.

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Set phasers to love me!

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Abed: What are you doing?
Shirley: Oh, just shooting a talking head. Or did you want me to be the only one who didn't have one

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I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with famous people.

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Eat that city college and wash it down with a big tall glass of SUCK IT.

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You're like a fun vampire you don't suck blood you just suck

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I actually withdraw my candidacy. I fear a political career will shine a negative light on my drug dealing.

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You mean Jeff 'Nipple Play' Winger? No! As you can see, we're still hanging out with him. Hi, how's it going, Jeff?

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@envirodale I'm auditioning for Professor Garrity's all-black production of "Fiddler on the Roof." It's called "Fiddlah, Please!"

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@envirodale Troy: If I ever woke up as a donut…
Abed: You would eat yourself.
Troy: I wouldn’t even question it.
Abed: That’d be tasty.

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Abed: If you like "Star Wars," why do you want to murder it and urinate on its grave? The prequels are terrible.

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Abed: I'm the super-villain. I'm emotionless, logical, smarter than everyone else--
Annie: Hey!

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I've spent almost four years here, growing and changing and making dioramas.