judy’s bloomers

she/they nb || poppeth thine pussy good sir

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My wife (the moon) is looking so sexy tonight

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Shaking the ibuprofen bottle like a bag of cat treats

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Mike should’ve left with his ear :/

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Taking my twink to the park so they can run around and tucker themselves out. They’re gonna sleep so well tonight🥰

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They should invent plastic my cat can eat

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I think I ruined my parents dog. I can now say with certainty that he likes tapenade

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@samreich add captions to dropout I beg of you. Sincerely, the bitches with audio processing problems

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When the liquor starts to taste like “I should bite them”

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Me: this is my favorite part of the album🥰🥰
My partner: you? a nonbinary former choir kid? liking the part that’s sounds the most like a gregorian chant? Wow. That Is So Shocking.
😐

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@savsanartist Groundless and unproven

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Soaking my cash in hot sauce so that the next person in circulation that tries to do coke with it has a bad time

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@TheGirlWonder23 On a tight leash my friend

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At the beck and call of a cruel mistress😔

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@savsanartist Jokes on me it’s both

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Is it capitalism or emotionally devastating alcohol poops? You decide

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@_PowerOfWord_ @InternetH0F Jack Dawson wrote this

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The headaches that come from wearing headsets are next level

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@TheGirlWonder23 It would be a great honor

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Emotionally I’m taking ibuprofen with days old baja blast

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Y’all ever get the post din din zoomies