Lexi

comic, writer, gestating lawyer she/hers and the occasional royal we

[Lexi @comp_lexi]

If you have been personally victimized by a certain New York Times writer my dms are open and y’all are sliding welcome in

[Lexi @comp_lexi]

Coming back to Twitter to say someone’s gotta take Debra messings phone from her

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@kingofnubia1 No see my mouth dropped open

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Just checking did pod save America

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@zzdoublezz Congrats 🥳🥳🥳 a win for all of us hehe

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I’d say I’m sick but clearly they are

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I will never understand how (adult!) women who are skinnier than me complain about their bodies in front of me??

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I need to get a job at Fox News those harassment settlements be looking mighty fine

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Being a lawyer is so gross yesterday I called something a parade of horribles instead of simply a slippery slope

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Handsome men who wear BYU shirts I’m just like yes baby lead with that red flag

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Yesterday my therapist said my ex sounds like a dick and I adore that for me

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@GianmarcoSoresi @JayJurden Proud of you!!!!!!

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If bad things come in threes do relationships count? Cause if so then it’s just smooth sailing from here on out

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@DavidLateNight Ok I literally knew that was you near Washington square park how crazy

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@CastilloBechara @_bri_mo I’m literally there like “speak Valentina” “ally!”

[LB @lnbshr]

I hate my ex for how many weird bitches he brought into my life lmfao

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Sometimes it makes me ill to think about how nice I am and how shitty people have treated me

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Wanted to talk to my gossip doctor about my body issues this week but bitches decided to act crazy so now we gotta talk about that instead

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Lots of people in the club with ash on their forehead rn

[نكدية بس مزة @sawrageya]

something holy happens every time a girl says "can i just be a bitch for a second?"