I really do understand the disappointment in this event, but y'all know this is a free to play ROBLOX game for children, right? Like it gets to a point where you have to take a step back and realize what you're getting angry at.
As of today, April 7th, 2026, all humans have stopped dying, aging, and being born.
Whatever the future holds, stick together, for you don’t know who, if anyone, might be out there.
I love you
Got a call from the fire department about a trapped person in our restaurant and then I heard banging and screaming from the restroom and I walked over there and a dude was like oh fuck thank god I was trapped in there for like 5 minutes
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
when i got my wisdom teeth out at the beginning of the year i was under the impression i was fully aware. as i was coming out of being sedated, i wanted to share with my friends that i had a shiny charmander. so i made this image. and in my haze it was unironic and made sense