shipwreck narratives

wear a lifejacket (even unto death) 🌊⚾️😬 | she/her | 💖💜💙

[shipwreck narratives @compassrosetint]

well,

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👑🐅

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sure art will teach you about love and death but post-game interviews will teach you how to shrug and say "it is what it is" about the thousand little devastations of daily life

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the joke is he is already hot, i am not being mean to mike ford, why would i be mean to mike ford

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@toloveamariner thanks. world is a fuck but at least baseball

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sry forgot about twitter for a bit. it happens

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i was right tho

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the year of mike ford is at last upon us

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get hot mike f—oh nvm carry on

[Lookout Landing @LookoutLanding]

I feel like we as a fanbase have been collectively sleeping on Mike Ford's handsomeness. I apologize for the oversight on this matter and promise to do better in the future.

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@rockedfaces i’m firm in my conviction that star wars is a told story: it has a narrator and that narrator is unreliable.

[Corey Brock @CoreyBrockMLB]

Noted abstract expressionist AJ Pollock …

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can’t believe i had to miss the game last night due to the work week from hell. pollock celebration opportunity lost

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dave is just not paying attention tonight and i’m into it. don’t worry to much about it man it’s only baseball

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oh no bunt chat

[Christine @ItsChristineEM]

When you’re an introvert at a social gathering and they keep asking if you’re having a good time.

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hello kelly!

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the scientific name of the pollock is Pollachius pollachius

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might start tweeting pollock facts for pollock occasions. hold on to your hats

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compulsory pro pollock tweet

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this too is mariners baseball