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@JohnnyVegasReal @SamsungMobile Same here,it's a real let down say the lease

[Johnny Vegas @JohnnyVegasReal]

I'm trying to make this as calm and measured a tweet as I can @SamsungMobile The best I can muster whilst swallowing my rage is to inform you that this #GalaxyS8 is without a shadow of a doubt THE worst phone I have ever had the misfortune to own. Never, ever, again. Good day

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@dannybuttle You need to give your head a bang.....or wait you have 😂

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@dannybuttle No that's my job

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@dannybuttle Can if I stand on your shoulders

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@dannybuttle Or reaching the top shelf

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@dannybuttle You've dropped your standards 😕

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@dannybuttle Guilty mind knows no rest

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@dannybuttle What about the foot rubs you have to give you granny from time to time ☹

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@dannybuttle It's only going to get worse

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@dannybuttle thought you had

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@dannybuttle what most people call being skint

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@dannybuttle thought you was 12

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@dannybuttle that could be a plus if your on the pull #justsaying

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@TheLadBible u

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@dannybuttle you'd sell them for a packet of crisp

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@UberFacts

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@dannybuttle I'd use that in court for your defence,might get off on the grounds of insanity 👍

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@dannybuttle get a taxi 😊

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@dannybuttle if it someone from scunthorpe it probably suicide