horseshoe crab enthusiast

call me the spice girls cause i’m a wannabe

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SELLING TWO TIGERS JAW TIX ‼️‼️‼️

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ok thread

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does anyone want my opinion about the 300th episode of bobs burgers

[levi 🕸️🦇 @deanslacyundies]

call them jane goodall they way they study my monkey

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does anyone want my opinion about the 300th episode of bobs burgers

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i am just a painter … :/

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If we’re falling thru the trees, i’ll pick the thorns out you couldn’t reach!!!

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i NEED to two step

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is tweeting song lyrics still acceptable

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i’m team edward until jacob cuts his hair

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🫩 how i feel

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back to screaming in the void

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i was so nervous getting married in less than a years notice that none of my family would come but everyone is making an effort to be out here for it :’)))

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god i can’t wait to get a spray tan

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the devil couldn’t find me so he sent me to cosmetology school

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happy friday i get to put my engagement ring back on

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i miss working with babies but god did it drain the light from my eyes

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people act like scarlet johansson being on snl50 is random like she’s not married to colin jost (derogatory)

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flying to chicago specifically for chicago style pizza