Michigan Water Witch

angst with an attempt at humor | she, hers 🏳️‍🌈

[Michigan Water Witch @ComplainerWhore]

This is the dress code for my funeral

[Emma @emmapants]

What is with all these pink floofy dresses? #LindaCardellini #KaceyMusgraves #GemmaChan #Oscars2019

[Michigan Water Witch @ComplainerWhore]

@ReactionBlocked @theoldzealand A strangely disproportionate level of anxiety and reaction to have to a soccer game for me even with how maternal I feel towards Luka Modrić (?) I’m trying to pinpoint what it is they do as a team (or 11 guys lol) that makes me feel so fundamentally destabilized for 90 minutes

[Michigan Water Witch @ComplainerWhore]

@ReactionBlocked @theoldzealand bc they factor that in when constructing it so the chains aren’t long enough for them to get hurt but it still feels like an extremely close call or very tall trees swaying & creaking in the wind like I know they can handle the wind, but I’m still anticipating a fall but it’s

[Michigan Water Witch @ComplainerWhore]

@procroate @ElleonoraElle I’m so sorry again you said something quite kind that made me smile and I feel like I’ve done the opposite for you and I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to do that

[Michigan Water Witch @ComplainerWhore]

@ReactionBlocked @theoldzealand And also like it’s almost like childbirth, like all the pain is forgotten in the euphoria and adrenaline rush of holding your baby Like I remember it fonder bc we won and I just really remember the winning and the relief and I think I just kind of misremember it as less chaotic

[Michigan Water Witch @ComplainerWhore]

@ReactionBlocked @theoldzealand But I think I’m like Croatia always figures it out on one hand and then on the other hand I’m like the Croatian national team is playing in a way that makes sense based off the players who are currently on the Croatian national team but it’s like they’re clashing a bit this time

[Michigan Water Witch @ComplainerWhore]

@ReactionBlocked @theoldzealand Like usually Croatia always figures it out and it’s fine because of the players on the Croatian national team, but this time it’s like a bit nervous the players on the Croatian national team might not be able to figure it out, but that’s silly bc Croatia always figures it out