Emma

Quirky. Exuberant. Hungry. She/her.

[Emma @emmapants]

@skydart @davestopera Once I spent 3 days downloading an episode of Buffy on Limewire because my VCR accidentally taped Frasier instead. The video was 240x360.

[Emma @emmapants]

@philoiseversion It was December of 2020, we were just excited to see any hot people making out.

[Emma @emmapants]

@netflix I know part of what makes the new seasons take so long is dubbing them into every language imaginable— which I fully support, but just release the English version and do that later! Come on!

[Emma @emmapants]

@claramartinofc @netflix Probably not possible, but I support this. All of these questions are real. I don’t need a whole justification for time travel, but this level of nonexplanation was wild.

[Emma @emmapants]

@retrocvnty I genuinely hate Joyce, I won’t even lie. Was it super sad when she died? Sure, but mostly because of what an absolutely fucked position she left her kids in. Who has a brain tumor and doesn’t plan for possibly dying??

[JP @jessiepeterson]

Open the schools.

[JP @jessiepeterson]

It's not a day on the internet without me getting into it with some random white man. This time over how the mainstreaming of Korean culture is comparable to Harry Potter suddenly becoming popular and how all of a sudden this man can't read his fantasy books in obscurity anymore.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

The law couldn't be clearer: the president does not have the authority to unilaterally abolish the Department of Education. He cannot cut off access to education for students across this country.

I’ll keep fighting to save our schools.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

He was MURDERED

[Emma @emmapants]

@himbokisser If they wanted to go this route, why did they need to make it a teenager? Just to repeat the original storyline?

[JP @jessiepeterson]

Think about this Tumblr post nearly every day.

[Emma @emmapants]

I just entered for a chance to win the Orbit Loot Sweepstakes! NoPurNec18+Rules @ https://t.co/gDy7XM8X9Z #orbitloot https://t.co/iUQJJn5a9N

[nina @suddenlysobbing]

It just doesn’t make sense. So many republicans voted democrat. Kamala had more people at her rallies. She won the debate. We had all the professional analytical predictions on our side. I genuinely don’t understand how this happened.

[Emma @emmapants]

@JennaChrisp @ungodlywests Ok this is where I was going also. 🤣

[JP @jessiepeterson]

Last thing I'd like to be is a participant in a stranger's wedding during my commute. Doubly so if it's being filmed for clout. Anyone who wants to do this is just letting the world know that they have no social awareness and are probably absolute horrors. https://t.co/qKPMOv9cYg

[Emma @emmapants]

@call_pershe @mjpcters Except they were all supposed to be 14.

[Sabrina Carpenter Spotify @SpotifySC]

"Should we talk about how I got the mayor indicted?"

— Sabrina Carpenter at her #NYCShortnSweet show