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[meh @complaintlife]

Well that’s the second time someone has blocked me this year.

You shouldn’t play fire with fire. Someone will extinguish it and you’re left colder than if you had just extinguished the smaller fire.

I’m feeling extremely cold now.

[meh @complaintlife]

A teaser for my sit down comedy gig coming soon

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Here I was thinking I was being a super awesome human by recycling and reusing a lot. But turns out when you recycle and reuse jokes, no one appreciates them.

[meh @complaintlife]

Man, life sucks. I want to complain but everytime I do, I lose friends.

[meh @complaintlife]

I had a terrible day.

[meh @complaintlife]

Oh wait but there’s more. Then I had to apologise which I kind of did. My mother told me off. I started balling my eyes out. And then I had a shower and decided to be a grown up and write an apologetic message with a reason and she blocked me.

[meh @complaintlife]

Distributed computing sounds like a bad bitch. And I’m a good girl so I don’t understand it.

[meh @complaintlife]

God I’m so stupid

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I’m ded

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“Someone muted me, please don’t try to mute me”

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HOLY SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY TRIED TO MUTE THE LECTURER BECAUSE I WANTED TO WATCH A MEME AND HE GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT I TRIED TO MUTE HIM 😂

[meh @complaintlife]

Someone please put me in my grave now

[meh @complaintlife]

Turns out when you’re genetically weak, there’s nothing you can do about it

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Not a news update but it turns out I still can’t handle chilli

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Omg my tongue is fire

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Everytime I think about 2020 I just want to vomit 🤮