Alyssa Poteet

haha's w/ tata's

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A group of dogs is called a reason to live

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Just being on Hollywood blvd makes me feel sticky

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Inflations getting outta hand

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Remember Covid when everyone had a casual psychotic episode?

FOTS News is releasing its full Covid episode from the vault this WEDNESDAY 8/7 at 7pst. So much time has passed without us knowing what the elites were doing behind closed doors! Join us for clarity & wisdom 🦅🇺🇸🌎

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interviewed people at the pro-life rally— met the anti-hawktuah girl
#abortion #prochoice #satire

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*denounces hamas*

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@ayeejuju At least these white boy shooters are picking better targets finally

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Liberals need to spend less time at Gun Control marches and more time and the shooting range 😒

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Of course fucking liberals have no aim 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@kendricklamar

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The only thing that can save this election is if Kendrick starts making Donald Trump diss tracks

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My neighbor on one side is sleeping through their alarm, my neighbor on the other side is practicing the flute at a third grade level.
Me, in the middle, descends into madness.

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Thank you to my neighbor and their 8 am pan flute practice schedule. I was running out of reasons to want to die

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dropped my drake diss track years ago

kendrick please write on✨drake, the musical!✨

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@SagittariusN2U Had to redownload twitter cause people kept sending me this-- thanks for sharing my clip 🙏

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Why hasn't there been any Supreme Court justice assassination attempts?

It's not like there'd be any consequences, we just have to get Alec Baldwin to do it

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Finally seeing how many people are grandfathered into the entertainment industry. All these "just your average guy"s and "girl next door"s have parents who were on Broadway & won Emmy's, and I'm over here like "my dad does electrical work and thinks art is for pussies 🤗"

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I have a super bowl every time I get my period

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I'm too full to do anything.
But before I was too hungry to do anything.
When am I supposed to do my things?!?!?

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Look! All my exes!

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My boyfriend suggested I get a dream journal. Little does he know, he is my dream journal ✨