Peter Goldie

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@GatesheadLad23 Is that a fag he/she’s smoking? Will kill him/her before oil does and did he light it with a cig lighter or rub two sticks together?

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@EuroSiderEu @john4brexit Devasted I could only find 4 varieties in store this week. Don’t like tomatoes though.

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@Skelwith_TheFac By HMRC I assume you mean the British taxpayer?

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@gaufendA @Rob_Kimbell When I get a vote in Portugal even though I don’t live and pay taxes there, quite happy for you to have a vote here even though presumably you are are a Portuguese resident and pay Portuguese taxes and don’t actually contribute to the UK exchequeApologies If incorrect assumption

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@jotaonthewings @natashameikle Richest in money maybe but heritage and passion?

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@GarySmudge75 @ScotlandSky Match made in Heaven

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@AidanHealey1 Have you got a caddy yet?

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@shouldhaveaduck Maybe next time?

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@MeganWi90287242 @schooltruth Trying to plan our next trip and came across this. Croatia is joining Schengen which has buggered up one option but on the face of it, and assuming it’s right, it would seem the only place to spend a six month holiday is the UK!
We are far too generous.😉
https://t.co/OlQBZTcItb

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@Honda_UK Where does Grommit sit?

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@jamesmcconachi1 Spiders literally save humanity?

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@jokesuk That’s tomorrow’s plan sorted😂

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

To all the dads out there, get revenge on your children by running into their rooms at 4am tomorrow to ask if you can open your Fathers Day presents!

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@chris_sutton73 @5liveSport Penalty to Rangers!

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@chris_sutton73 Only thing that aged worse than that was the bloke who said it!

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@AmyYmaLush @CelticFC Was last year, in your lifetime,the first experience of winning something? Celtic fans - we’re used to it! Ps Please keep Seville safe . It’s an unbelievably beautiful city. Remember you’re representing Govan and don’t let Scotland down please

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@sophielouisecc Rerun of JM and the Eggmistress on CCTV?

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@AidanHealey1 Toilet cam next?

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Earned, not bought.

[Peter Goldie @completebanker2]

@BILDERBERG_GP Will the EU kick out the UK and American troops after 90 days?