Complete Chimp 🐵🐒

A weird mix of #lufc, anti far Right politics and bemusement at the world. A lady once told me “twitter would be a s**tter place without you”

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Madeley: “why not do a go-slow instead of a strike?”
Union guy: “because that’s illegal”
Madeley: *silence*
#gmb

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@wesstreeting A very low and knowingly inaccurate tweet from you there Wes. You’d not accept such smears from the opposition so why are you indulging in it?

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@ZiaYusufUK Reform won’t do squat. They’re years away from any power and have absolutely no grasp on the issues in the country preferring to point at brown people instead and blame them.

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@SarahForRuncorn @LlyrPowell I’m surprised you know where Wales is

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@cllr_thomas @torfaencouncil “For a council that claims to stand for community” I think you’ve answered your own faux outrage there Dave. Kirk was not part of the Torfaen community. Case closed.
Isn’t there a supermarket that you can go and pretend to open somewhere?

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@cllr_thomas @torfaencouncil Which of Kirk’s opinions did you most admire Dave? Was it the stance on abortion, gun laws, women’s rights or gay rights?

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@Norms_Nonsense @triffic_stuff_ Nice try. Could you please highlight where my response incited violence or hate? Spoiler: you can’t. So it’s therefore not illegal regardless of my political opinions

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@LozzaFox Can you point me to where it says they are obliged to run a Twitter account please Lozza?

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@jameswcollett @triffic_stuff_ @LozzaFox You only claim yours was rhetorical. I’d argue it was bad faith

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@jameswcollett @triffic_stuff_ @LozzaFox Ahh that explains why you don’t expect an answer to your own questions

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@jameswcollett @triffic_stuff_ @LozzaFox Mine wasn’t and yet you’ve failed to answer it

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@jameswcollett @triffic_stuff_ @LozzaFox You’ve not answered my question so why should I answer yours

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@Bobstroudsnr @dr68074 @PaulBlack2022 It’s really working all this reporting isn’t it Bob. Are you reporting to X? If so I don’t think they can hand out convictions for hate speech.
If you’re reporting to the police so quickly you’re doing really well

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@Bobstroudsnr @dr68074 @PaulBlack2022 Good luck with that Bob. It’s no wonder your pension is only £200

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@jameswcollett @triffic_stuff_ @LozzaFox Oh you mean the deliberately skewed and politicised point?

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@LozzaFox You’ve learnt from your GB News sacking experience I see then Lozza and have stopped reducing women down to whether you’d shag them or not.
Btw she wouldn’t shag you so it’s not really a discussion

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@GullisJonathan How would you know? You can’t read

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@Bobstroudsnr @PaulBlack2022 You’re nice aren’t you Bob. Anyone that disagrees with you or challenges you with fact you just call them names instead of engaging in debate

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @dave43law Is this the conduct of a sitting MP? Calling members of the public and potential constituents idiots?

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@ConstantinStHe1 Both examples you’ve given are deliberately vague to appear as though legal. In isolation neither are offences but clearly context plays a big part here in order to determine whether violence or hatred were being incited. You can’t evaluate a case in a tweet.

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@triffic_stuff_ @LozzaFox Don’t be fucking ridiculous. He’s saying that a simply offensive post is unlikely to get a conviction. That’s not the same as offensive posts that incite violence or hatred. If you can’t see the difference perhaps it’s best if you stop talking.