Fling of Prussia 🧐

whimsical purveyor of dread, polycrisis actor, psychopomp, poor man's bodhisattva

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

Men will literally volunteer to fight in a foreign legion in Ukraine, shit themselves after the first air strike, and immediately run to Poland instead of going to therapy…

[𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 🇵🇸 @muselola_]

La culpa siempre es del aire acondicionado, de las duchas de más de 5’, del coche a gasolina del pobre… pero curiosamente nunca lo es de los jets privados, los campos de golf, la industria fast fashion, los centros de datos, de las toneladas de residuos y gases de las fabricas..

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

The discourse about Evangelicism in Brazil being the reason for their soccer team being crap now is producing some incredible lines

[Michael 🇺🇸 @_JeanLannes]

*Gettysburg Campaign"
Lee: "where is my cavalry"
J.E.B. Stuart somewhere along the Susquehanna:

[Salvador Iglesias Jr @Javisness]

Día 3 sin México en el mundial y aún no recogen a Santi Giménez

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@FistedFoucault Enrico Dandolo-maxxing

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Make Mark drink it

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@jenny2x4 “they expect one of us in the wreckage brother”
…
“but you jumped out?”

[🦇 @gothamkino]

I am a forward young man I am a forward young man I am a forward young man I am a

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Everyone must accept that American political affairs will be fundamentally dictated by a constant parade of rape claims — always and everywhere, rape rape rape — but also, you must not ever think too critically about it, or you will be declared as complicit in the constant raping

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

Okay Maine fucked up, they have to be subsumed within Massachusetts again…

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

One thing we’ve learned through all this is a giant Totenkopf on your chest doesn’t hurt your dating prospects in Maine

[Stewart Robson @srob_]

Maine Democrats to Graham Platner:

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

He married his college sweetheart, has a women led campaign team and has never been accused of misconduct of any kind.

I think we all know why Haley and AIPAC are going after a brown man this way.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly

19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯

[Yann @Psychotic_rit]

Inshallah gozaimasu

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

So basically party insiders choosing the nominee again. Might even call them superdelegates!

[Juan Carlos 🇪🇸 @JuanKa__97]

Que guay los noruegos celebrando las victorias representando a los vikingos. Voto por hacer lo mismo. Cada gol de España echamos a un judío de nuestras fronteras.

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@SweatieAngle love a tight in the hips loose in the bust woman…

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@ah_pod he just sounds like that

[Fling of Prussia 🧐 @complexcollapse]

@blondederin I mean if we get the other teams to waste all their runs in those easy mode games and win the other 3 then boom .600 winning percentage