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[Complex Paradox @complexparadoxx]

@NeurologistMom 3.5 years of back pain. Multiple MRIs. Told me there's no reason I should be in pain. Finally a new doctor allowed me my own notes and I've got a hole on my spinal cord and an inflammatory disorder that could deform my spine.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

DPD has disabled its artificial intelligence online chatbot after a customer was able to make the bot swear and write a poem criticising the parcel delivery company.

Full story: https://t.co/XNdMDEp6xA

[Steel Dalek @SteelDalek1]

A message to fox hunters everywhere

[Complex Paradox @complexparadoxx]

@LydiaCaradonna I hope you feel better soon. X

[Complex Paradox @complexparadoxx]

@RaitAndrew @JohnLewisRetail @JohnLewisRetail what on earth were you thinking?!

[Mat Oxley @matoxley]

There's no deeper, nastier shark pool in racing than Moto2. Sorry for Rory Skinner who's been sacked halfway through a 2-year deal with American Racing: 1st year to learn, 2nd year to go for it. But, nah! What's the future for Brit MotoGP riders? Mostly very bleak

[Complex Paradox @complexparadoxx]

@SuellaBraverman You're disgusting.

[Complex Paradox @complexparadoxx]

@JonjayNeedham1 I'm an ISVA. Please DM if you would like to chat about this x

[Complex Paradox @complexparadoxx]

. @MotoGP putting in a segment for sign language discussing racing format and bike specs is absolute perfection.

[Complex Paradox @complexparadoxx]

@SkyHelpTeam West Wales down 🙃

[The Dalbo Dog @Dalbodog]

I pulled my car into my parking space and our young dog came prancing up to greet me, looking very proud of herself. I had left her in her crate with the door latched, because she had eaten the cushion on the couch a few months earlier. She was not trusted alone in the house. So why was she outdoors?
I looked at the front door which was wide open. Oh sh*t. I called the police and told them I thought my house had been burgled and I was afraid to go in. A squad car arrived very quickly and 2 policemen inspected my house and said it looked like a break-in, but most of the valuables were stacked by the door.
My collie-German Shepard puppy had broken out of her crate and had chased the burglar out of the house. With a prompt report, the police put out a bulletin and caught him later that day.
We never put her back in the crate again. She was well behaved and hadn’t even run away when outside the house on her own.
We put her to sleep this week at the old age of 16. She had a wonderful adventurous life. She peed in 48 states and 5 Canadian provinces. She swam in the Atlantic, Pacific, the Gulf of Mexico, all 5 Great Lakes and many lakes, ponds, streams, and mud puddles in between.
Farewell, sweet girl.

[Complex Paradox @complexparadoxx]

@Dalbodog A perfect angel.

[Complex Paradox @complexparadoxx]

GB MotoGP 💙 @MotoGP #motogp

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@Phil_Sledge

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Hachikō's ashes were buried beside Ueno’s in Tokyo. After nine years, nine months and fifteen days, Hachikō was finally reunited with his beloved owner he missed so much. For his perseverance and loyalty, we bestow upon Hachikō the extremely rare (and long overdue) 15/10 ❤️

[Complex Paradox @complexparadoxx]

@goddesscleo @ask_aubry Just like 21 year olds do???? Pardon?

[Dr Una McIlvenna 💀🎶 @UnaMcIlvenna]

My take on the Jonah Hill stuff. I used to be an air hostess. Those girls I worked with were hot, glamorous, fun-loving. Guys LOVED dating air hostesses, would boast to their friends about their exciting girlfriends. But there was a pattern I saw a lot. 🧵

[Complex Paradox @complexparadoxx]

@finalgirlhannah Xena did it 🏳️‍🌈