darth vaper 🙇🏻

does not actually have a basketball game tomorrow, contrary to popular beliefs.

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

welcome to my shit post , if ur here to get angry leave !

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

@csydelko when our lord and saviour only comes back every 4 years to remind us what political views they still have 🫡

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

back to crying once a day cause i'm over feeling like dog shit anytime i eat. last i checked eating was supposed to make you feel happy and full. not in pain and tears.

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

i can't wait to get back to work to be on "light duty" and then leave for disneyland MWHAHAHAHA sorry bitches i've got micky mouse to meet.

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

sometimes i think im dumb and then i look at my coworkers on facebook and im reminded that i am just that much better being a gen z 💅🏼

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

i honestly hate myself for giving away my bass canyon parasol cause i didn't wanna hold it year 1

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

who's gonna tell her the raving community has been making kandi bracelets since early 2000's?

[Folklush. ❤️‍🔥 @folklush29]

@skinnyforlunch She is literally reason why they have become a pop culture symbol

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

@crauings hey it's my birthday can you do your magic powers and make my works power go out

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

the best part about having mostly dead grandparents is only one birthday call a year. #brightside

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

@svddendeath @marshmello i almost shit bricks cause i thought u played a show at the gorge.

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

i refuse to give in to the beyond fomo. i do not need to go to bass canyon. disneyland and moving is good enough

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

i'm a proud member of never using AI <3 i've seen the movies , im not falling for it!!!!!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Believe in yourself like visitors who believe they can pet a bison.

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

my job will literally hire any dumbass but i tell my friends to apply cause they're actually smart and know how to use their brains and they say "oh sorry we don't need more staff" LIKE MAYBE FIRE SOME OF THE DUMBASSES WHO LITERALLY DONT KNOW ANYTHING 6+ MONTHS AFTER WORKING HERE

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

i have to do a poop test tomorrow and i'm literally the most shy pooper in my friend group (-justin, he might be worse than me)

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

screaming crying throwing up. we're getting a fenced in yard for our dogs 😭😭

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

getting pizza for dinner , might regret later <3

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

@s0meb0dy_else and now it's heating up again and i'm like .... i could just shave it off again and not deal with this.....

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

"erin how do you wear all black to work when it's this hot"
because our only shirt options are black??

[darth vaper 🙇🏻 @compost420]

i just wanna be able to get off work and eat dinner but i know as soon as i get home im gonna be in pain <3 WHY IS MY GALLBLADDER FAILING ME