Lachlan Pedro

Highly intellectual

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Can’t do anagrams hungover

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@lgthegreaziest Good tweet

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@FIFAWorldCup get a fucking shimmy on Jesus Christ

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Nearly too cold for a bifta tonight jeezy peeps

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@instagram @mosseri you should add a pause function to instagram reels mate. That’s the only thing it’s missing, we could make millions together.

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Dan grieve really can do it all. Three releases to reffing Spurs vs City.

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Is there any other species in the animal kingdom that has been confirmed to indulge in oral sex?

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Everyone comment how long they think it’s been since they sharpened a pencil!

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When I’m king of the world I will change every beach from sand to Astro

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Let the haters say suttin now

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@prosportsadvice unlucky there Rob, tough one, saw Denise super boosted and had a bad feeling. That £500 would be tasty around now 🥹x

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@PureGym @l
Why have I just been charged £50 for my membership instead of £35? I had frozen my puregym plus membership type (£35 a month for my gym) so I should not have a joining fee, yet you’ve decided to charge £50? I am a student. I can’t afford this stop scamming us please

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If anyone ever wants to sit me down and explain how seeing stars works I’m all ears

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Venus flytraps fell off hard

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Sarr defo got an outrageous 5K time

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Morgana plays as a sweeping CDM, always popping up in places breaking up play. Covers great distance alone also

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Snow will make a brother get all giddy n that

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Getting a bus to work is childish

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They should create gimmes in rugby

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Scranning a chicken triple and just deeped how unbelievably good value meal deals were when they were £3.