Compulsive Poe Dameron

I’m a pilot for the rebel alliance.

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

Outside: *X-wing flying through space*
Inside: *Back in Black playing on the radio and Poe and BB8 head banging.*

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@realtraitorfinn Don’t worry, everyone. His account has been hacked. Recovery will come soon

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@confused_rey_ @ReyDefenseSquad Rip Matt

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@confused_rey_ I still stand by this opinion

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@confused_rey_ Ok this is actually funny...

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

It has come to my attention that Finn appearently can’t stay loyal

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@HappyR2D2 What a banger, DJ D2

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@realtraitorfinn I know dameron this joke dameron man. It’s the most old dameron joke dameron in the book.

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

PSA: I am leaving the galaxy, so I won’t be posting for a week or two. And I may die, so Finn if youre seeing this, my message is in our safe box.

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

I wanna ride one of those lizard things Obi Wan rode so many years ago.

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@confused_rey_ You can say that again

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@ReyDefenseSquad Blooper reel? They told us THAT’S the movie

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

No, BB8, I can’t walk you without a leash. Remember last time I let you roam around and picked up a jakku junkie along the way?

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

Tfw you fly by Jakku

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@confused_rey_ @ReyDefenseSquad Oh! Oh! i think I know this one! She was forcetiming kylo!

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@confused_rey_ It’s so fun trying to fit that whole sentence in one syllable

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

Shoutout to this bartender who served me last night. When I said I wanted a single malt, I did NOT mean molten lava!

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@ReyDefenseSquad *plays “Piano Man” in background*

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@jakkuza_rey @_SoloBen_ @LonelyKylo @KyloRenAgain @ShirtlessKyloYo @MattRadarTech66 @KylosKnight @_KnightofRen__ @FlirtyReyx @darthanddark @amazingestrey @ReyDefenseSquad @FlyboyPoeD @CapeLando @senatorangel @padmebae @LovingVader A well deserved commendment.

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

Leia, when do I get my raise?

[Compulsive Poe Dameron @Compulsive_Poe]

@KyloR3n That’ll do it

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@realtraitorfinn Alright Pacific Rim you didn’t have to announce it