defense squad

just two dudes supervising our [honorary] lil sis

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when you said you went to kylo’s to get a makeover... this isn’t what we thought you meant REY

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@realtraitorfinn you’ve got a good point

so many failed breadstick launchers

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our new year’s resolution is to not get banned from any more restaurants

well

technically poe’s is learning how to play the kazoo

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kylo washed his cape with finn’s white pajamas

now they’re gray pajamas

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@kylowrehn nO

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@IAmRey__ yes exactly

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we got rey one of those ancestry DNA kits for christmas

maybe we’ll finally resolve her parent drama

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@Tinyscavenger w h a t

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kylo and rey went on a date last night

at least, we think so

(poe got kicked out of the restaurant for taking "too many breadsticks")

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@Tiny_Snips halloween costume

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matt the radar technician is such a helpful young man

why can't rey see the light

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@Tiny_Snips of course he's not he's way too nice

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finn is getting matt the radar technician a christmas present

it's a poster of kylo ren

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@Curious_Rey the bank has not answered our calls for a while

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poe got a hot topic credit card

kylo said that poe was "not worthy of such power"

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@confused_rey_ EXACTLY

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@Gamebird_MLB @KyloIsSad okay that is a very good point

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today's meeting of the rey defense squad was very productive

(poe learned how to play the imperial march on harmonica)

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@starwars poe and hux need their own card too

it'd probably have to be of them roasting each other, however

perhaps literally

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@confused_rey_ don’t worry we can take care of kylo

we’ve been tRyInG for months