Kylo Ren ♔

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[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

Rey is totally pretending that she butt-forcetimed me right now. She's just talking to the traitor and laughing a little too hard at his jokes. Is she trying to make me jealous?

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

@NBA @trailblazers Idk about that one

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

Update: this was not the case...

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

It's been 3 years since I lost my fight against Rey and resorted to begging her to join me on Twitter. Don't worry, by year 6 she'll be all mine 😎 #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

@ParadisePorg I love your Halloween outfit porgie!

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

@ParadisePorg I'm glad you're still active Parasite Porg! Your posts always bring me...what is this feeling...

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

I wish I wasn't dead...

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

@ThoughtfulRey Oh, it's you!

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

Alright Rey, that's the third time in a row you've forcetimed me when I was in the shower. This is way too big a coincidence.

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

It's me, I'm the last Jedi!!

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

I want a Death Star.

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

And that was the very last time I heard "Get a haircut, Ben"

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

@ShirtlessKyloYo Thanks a ton, bro!

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

It's been 3 years since I lost my fight against Rey and resorted to begging her to join me on Twitter. Don't worry, by year 6 she'll be all mine 😎 #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

There's like the voice in my head that keeps insisting I kill people. It's kinda freaking me out.

Edit: It's my voice, I'm the one telling myself to kill everyone.

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

@SnarkyAceFriend No way! His approval rating is too low. The FO is sitting at a solid 97% right now.

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

I was born in the wrong generation! The empire's rule was so much better than the FO's!!!

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

@BellaPorg @RevMiaReeves @CedricWienin @TinkerTigerBell @desertdan1 @TNooler @MissReyTheJedi Actually, that'd be pretty okay.

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

You know what I hate?

Porgs!...and also pretty much everything else.

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

@BellaPorg @RevMiaReeves @CedricWienin @TinkerTigerBell @desertdan1 @TNooler @MissReyTheJedi Nah, you guys pretty much suck

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

Dear Rey,

If you turn me down now, you'll never find another Sith Lord as shredded as I am. Not to mention supreme leader of the most powerful army in the Galaxy! I'm a total catch.

Lots of hatred, Kylo Ren

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

@ReyDefenseSquad Rude! If I was to be moving across tje galaxy, you’d better bet i’d be taking your little damsel with me. I hear Naboo hosts beutiful weddings this time of year.

[Kylo Ren ♔ @kylowrehn]

For 2019, I hope the First Order crushes the puny Resistance… #HappyNewYear #2019Hopes