kale

certified weird girl alumna 👩🏼‍🎓 from twitter university 💯😂😂!!!!!

[kale @computerdate]

only time i feel myself is when im outta pocket

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Cop who arrested Justin Timberlake reportedly didn't know who he was:

“Justin said under his breath, ‘This is going to ruin the tour.’ The cop replied, ‘What tour?’ Justin said, ‘The world tour.’”

[𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚛☆ @lonelylvato]

this is actually so insane for a 15 year old to write btw

[kale @computerdate]

@talal_may i’ll never understand people’s obsession w anyone tbh. the crazy swifties decoding shit and acting like she sends messages constantly is schizophrenic, prepubescent/extreme virgin behavior. i did that with twentyonepilots in MIDDLE school

[kale @computerdate]

@heikedavis_ but it is definitely worth it if you get your masters. the company i worked for even had a program to help pay for my masters program if i stayed.

[kale @computerdate]

@heikedavis_ i worked that same job and lasted about 2 months :/ it’s so hard my heart goes out you <3

[kale @computerdate]

what yall know about anything as a matter of fact 🤔😂😂😂

[louisa @stabfreeman]

just insane

[kale @computerdate]

they say don’t live in the past and i don’t
i live deep within myself
just like everyone else

[kale @computerdate]

@betsyg360 Happy birthday queen ✨🎉🫶🏼💞

[kale @computerdate]

@talal_may FR 💀💀💀💀

[kale @computerdate]

i get married in 6 weeks but i thought i was a child 😆

[kale @computerdate]

i listened to music before it was cool 😎

[kale @computerdate]

no one will do it all perfect i’ll do it all myself

[kale @computerdate]

smile in my face but are you happy for me??? 😁😁😁

[kale @computerdate]

I’ll say how I feel and get weird stares from everyone in the room

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

me watching Oppenheimer pretending i know what the fuck they are saying for 3 hours

[kale @computerdate]

@talal_may im in love with you

[kale @computerdate]

better than original idc