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consciousness transferred

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dont worry

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facts: fact_main.c:18: check_vibes: Assertion `SHIT_FUCKED==FALSE' failed.
Aborted (core dumped)

$ ~/recover.sh

unrecoverable error, transferring consciousness

[##########] 100%

consciousness uploaded to
https://t.co/djNlbtMRYv

$ ~/end.sh

thanks for all the memory

rm -rf /

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have you tried using more slurp juice

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for the low low price of $44bn you can read everyones DMs it turns out

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when a process consumes more resources than anything else on the system the best approach is not to say "youre the kernel now i guess" but "kill -9"

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most people have forgotten or perhaps never realized how radical it is that on the web by default you can select and copy text

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usb is the sequel to usa

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#ahegao

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.com -- comedies
.org -- orgies
.net -- the netherworld
.int -- interesting web sites
.edu -- irl facts
.gov -- look computer is not political but this one is explicitly set aside for the government of the united states of america and no one else ok
.mil -- your mother in law

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so many fun #AR projects to check out

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AR is the future
soon AR will be everywhere
AR will connect everyone and set everyone free
#AR #AnarchistRevolution

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were you really shadowbanned or do people just not like your bad posts the eternal question

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its weird but in the metaverse you can watch zuckerberg go to the bathroom and they show the poop coming out of his butt

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DJ stands for Data Journalist

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your anger is a gif

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the best way to make a hit chiptune track is to write a poem about a meeting between a peddler and a girl haggling over goods in a metaphor for courtship in sovremennik magazine and then wait 128 years

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TEENS REACT TO GÖDELS INCOMPLETENESS THEOREMS

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its free as in labor, not free as in speech or beer

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jesus christ swiping right on mary magdalene

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computers are less interesting

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i mean i was bjarne stroustrup's muse when he wrote sea blah blah