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Noah kahan probiotic soda

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Take two slices of cheese and call me in the morning

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The gold necklace stack Lena Dunham has been wearing recently reminds me of the ones the various 38-66 year old boutique owners of America used to wear to drop hundreds of thousands of dollars on Italian wool blazers back when that was a thing I witnessed daily

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Why is everyone dressed emo today.

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Demi lovato sings with a Baltimore accent

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Today I am thinking about the time I referred to sisqos “thong song” as a well known piece of media during a 400-level musicology class and then was swiftly canceled because one of my classmates had never heard of “thong song”

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Sitting in this train car wondering if anyone in here has never eaten an onion

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@Cleo24450100 Is this a lyric

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I tried to tell my mama but she told me this was one for your dad

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my phone is my wallet my mind is my key

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i’m walking through maspeth drinking absinthe with a blacksmith

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learn german with barnabas

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do u mind if i eat raw fish on the brooklyn bound 4?

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i know your ass is not conducting hydrodynamic research take that damn hat off

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everyone at work talking about what days they’re going to the us open i’m trying to decide between frozen peas and broccoli in my butter noodles tonight🕊️

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wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i miss cardinal tech like a mf

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@mowmowchipsi she’s the man literally best movie ever invented

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@Cleo24450100 sort of an odd couplet to pick out from the song, i admire the new heights you’re ascending your page to