Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸

24, he/him, leftist, Trucker. former Vaushite.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

When the waitress says they’re out of chocolate milk

[Cadence @Lemommeringue]

You can tell that the men on election twitter don’t know how terrifying it is to be around who says and thinks the things Graham Platner says and thinks. Watching you all say things like “this makes him more human” says a lot more about you than you realize.

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

The patriots are in control.

[Election Maps UK @ElectionMapsUK]

Makerfield By-Election Voting Intention:

LAB: 49% (+6)
RFM: 39% (-1)
RES: 8% (+1)
GRN: 2% (-1)
LDM: 1% (-3)
CON: 1% (-1)

Via @Survation, 26 May - 1 Jun.
Changes w/ 18-22 May.

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

>Top shirt button undone
>Bottom jacket button done up
Larp.

[Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK]

The Henry Nowak protest had a guy in a full throwback suit looking like a Victorian time traveller.

Stole the show.

Future protests have a new standard to meet.

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

The beauty of music is that you don't have to listen to anyone else's opinion on it.

[Kopaka @RaeKopaka]

Fantano rated Boards of Canada's Inferno lower than a Hobo Johnson album

I didn't think it was possible to be this bad at listening to music

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

Notably, not a kirpan.

[Lagboat. @LagboatUK1]

The knife Digwa killed Henry Nowak with.

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

This is mental. If you're publicly accusing someone of doing a crime: don't do the crime you just accused them of.

[Matthardybladerunner @Matthardy_BR]

Photo taken by one of the victims

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

It actually depresses me to think one one of the fat chuds who runs this account is probably a Boards of Canada fan.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

👀

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

Honestly, I think she should actually be sectioned.

[Cal @SimpGanassi]

Take the child into care I’m fully serious

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

The cultural difference between parts of america is like the cultural difference between the south of England and the north.

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

Map needs to include Scotland in the red, then it's mostly accurate.

[Steve🇸🇰🇮🇹 @StefanFrancisci]

Is this accurate?

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

The best thing you can do to stop this slag is to stop paying her any attention.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

I have never felt more right wing

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

@basedgizmo I have over 2k hours playing it.

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

Breaking: The PS5 now has at least one game.

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Crash test dummies, this one's for you. BeamNG brings its car-crushing physics to PS5 later this year 💥

Learn how the devs tuned this version just right: https://t.co/anAjpOwlJi

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

Mamdani is a Gooner.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

New York mayor wears Arsenal kurta during Eid prayers https://t.co/soBjXi2L1f

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

Someone needs to stop this guy for the sake of humanity, seriously.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

US launches criminal investigation into Trump accuser E Jean Carroll, reports say https://t.co/BC86yBLjsM

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

Actually, you have a right to own a shotgun. As in you don't have to come up with a good reason to own one.

[💜Sarah💜| ✡️🏳️‍⚧️ @SarahIsAwsm]

I'm sorry in advance, UK oomfs, but:

Actual freedom of speech

Right to self defense

Right to privacy

Right to own firearms

A codified Constitution, ostensibly preventing the government from changing the law on a whim

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

This is only in commercial buildings e.g. hotels, no private domicile has this.

[Enjoyable Trash @Trash4Fun]

@ShitpostRock2 They are not allowed.
They can't even open a window when it get hot.

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

I'm glad they're giving the Americans Yorkshire tea and not that Tetley shite.

[lee @______lovelee]

The “uk” section at the grocery store

[Comrade Jeff 🇬🇧🇮🇪🇵🇸 @comrade_jeff_]

Just join Reform already you twat.

[Times Radio @TimesRadio]

Keir Starmer should rip up Ed Miliband’s “unnecessary” net zero agenda, Tony Blair tells #TimesRadio.

“It’s not that I'm a climate denier, but it's just coming to terms with this reality.”

@CalumAM