B for Benedetta

not really now not anymore.

[B for Benedetta @comradevoyager]

holy shit

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

a colt is my passport's big shootout is simply the sickest shit of all time

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

NEW YORK CITYYYYY LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS THE ONLY CITY IN THE WORLD CAPTAIN BRUNSON YOU ARE IMMORTAL OG YOU ARE IMMORTAL HART ROBINSON BRIDGES KAT SHAMET DEUCE WE LOVE YOU FUCK THE NYPD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS

THE CROWN HAS BEEN PASSED 👑

JALEN BRUNSON KING OF NEW YORK FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

BEST SPORTS MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well

Me southern accent: not a problem mam

AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius

Me: god is a genius mam

AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me

Me: no mam

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

hatred of immigrants is a sign of moral weakness. one of the more obvious tells that you're just not a good person.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(A week into Salò trying to lighten the mood) Come on guys, it's probably gonna be like 8 days of Sodom, 9 max

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

happy blade runner 2049 day

[Michael @micgrochowski]

Best stomp clap albums of the 00s

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

It is sort of hard to judge the Cold War era Soviet Union. I think just how much they bent over backwards to try and appease the U.S. was an obvious mistake, but I also have to acknowledge that if the USSR was 2% meaner the U.S. would have ended the world in nuclear hellfire.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Making new friend at 20: wow. I like lonesome crowded west too. Want to get arrested a couple times and then not talk for 9 years until your wedding

Making new friend at 32: I think about hurting people all the time but I got this happy hour thing I gotta do for work on Tuesday

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Burelandon644 @Landon1426360]

Kane has drop a bombshell

[ImmortalGuyonTwit @DaImmortalGuy]

If I was Batman I'd be fine with throwing joker back in bars every week but Condiment King gotta die I cannot sanction that buffoonery

[Far Out Cinema @FarOutCinema]

📸 Sigourney Weaver by Helmut Newton on the set of 'Alien 3'.

[a @soberapprentice]

watching Z (1969)

[Errai @errai]

(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

Michael Mann protagonists be like : Fuucccckk I'm so Sad because of my obsessive commitment to my Professional Craft...I have to go stare at a large body of water about this

[derek @derpo377]

i can’t think of a much worse insult than “worse at writing dialogue than George Lucas”