NEW YORK CITYYYYY LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS THE ONLY CITY IN THE WORLD CAPTAIN BRUNSON YOU ARE IMMORTAL OG YOU ARE IMMORTAL HART ROBINSON BRIDGES KAT SHAMET DEUCE WE LOVE YOU FUCK THE NYPD!!!!!!!!!!!!
AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well
Me southern accent: not a problem mam
AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius
Me: god is a genius mam
AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me
Me: no mam
It is sort of hard to judge the Cold War era Soviet Union. I think just how much they bent over backwards to try and appease the U.S. was an obvious mistake, but I also have to acknowledge that if the USSR was 2% meaner the U.S. would have ended the world in nuclear hellfire.
Making new friend at 20: wow. I like lonesome crowded west too. Want to get arrested a couple times and then not talk for 9 years until your wedding
Making new friend at 32: I think about hurting people all the time but I got this happy hour thing I gotta do for work on Tuesday
(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must
Michael Mann protagonists be like : Fuucccckk I'm so Sad because of my obsessive commitment to my Professional Craft...I have to go stare at a large body of water about this