$auci 𓂆

[мурило 🇷🇺 @fuzilsovietico]

"bora sair hj ver o jogo do brasil"
"da nao man to me descobrindo bi"

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[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[unbothered ᵖᵐ @Painfulheal]

painful truth: u MUST develop a strong opinion of yourself, because if u don't, somebody else will do it for u. and trust me... some ppl will reduce your entire existence to their mood, their jealousy, their insecurity, or one mistake u made three years ago. don't let strangers become the author of your identity. damn...jeeezzz .

[LUCKI! @NEPTUNEFLAWLES]

Being broke should scare you more than being single

[ni @nicaogalo]

não tem sensação PIOR do que o brasil fazer gol sua namorada vem comemorar te dando beijos mas voce só quer abrir o site das bet pra ver se bateu

[Muito Charmoso @withjonaz]

Covarde só faltou puxar as antenas

[. @playboicurrryy]

the garden gnome trynna act lifeless as if i didn't see him move

[rico @somethinglovely]

how it feels to be the last one of the friend group to still not have your life figured out

[$auci 𓂆 @comurinthians]

@fhriiuslu can I steal someone's @ with this?

[caleb @motherflipper12]

Women will forgive you for being a dick but never a pussy

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

If you're ever bored you should read this Grinch 2 script btw it's a genuine piece of art. I still don't know if it probably being the single worst movie script I've ever seen (by a large margin) makes it more or less likely to be bizarre performance art:

https://t.co/waUSR3Y74b

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[Johann @Yohan167]

confissao aq, minha vida nunca mais foi mesma dps q chupei a teta da menina e ela sussurou "bom menino" no meu ouvido, bglh sinistro

[Tay Keith @taykeith]

Life is short so live that shit

[🔞FoldSpore! @FoldSpore]

hugging your robot girlfriend and hearing her internal fans spin faster

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

i watched every single major western news outlet deny the most obvious genocide in history