Conall Murphy

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

cte be damned this guy knows how to cook up a parlay

[Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis]

Thank you.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I don’t give a shit what your views are but have we ever seen anything more fucking rockstar than Trump getting shot in the head and then still fist pumping with a bloody ear to get the crowd going. I mean holy fuck this dude is built differently

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

It has been discovered that LeBron James is sleeping with his newest teammate’s mom

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE PRODIGY LUKE LITTLER WITH THE NINE DARTER

[eli ꪆৎ @sinnedsystem]

all of them thanking the monkey is such a dumb joke but it takes me out every time 😭😭😭

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Joe Burrow when he attends an upcoming NFL Play 60 event

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Shane Gillis preps his monologue for Saturday!

[claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot]

i genuinely just a need a show where Stephen A Smith talks about fictional characters like they're real. it's one of the most consistently entertaining things i've ever seen

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Caillou got me krying they got him in there w da slimeballs and scumbags

[Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_]

Ain’t this a scene in Midsommar

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Liam Castellanos Lifetime contract NOW!!!

[performative world cup enjoyer @bootcutgenes]

The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

[Dan Devine @YourManDevine]

Respect Thomas Bryant calling for the ball with a deep seal in the key. Records are made to be broken. Fundamentals are forever.