Taylor Swift's C0ck

Total douche

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[planefag @planefag]

Never, ever fuck with fish cops. Their job is to hand out obscene fines for violations of the stupidest most inane laws imaginable, and do it to armed people out in the woods in the middle of nowhere.

They volunteered for this job

[Rаріѕtніtӏеr420 @HapistRitler]

Doing this in front of a battered women's shelter

[Republic of Poo @republicofpoo]

I HAVE JUST ARRIVED SAAAAAAR

[Hayley Caronia @hayleycaronia]

What if I gave birth at an Olive Garden location? Is my baby entitled to a never-ending pasta pass?

[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

If we’re so worried about election interference then why did we just let Israel buy Thomas Massie's congressional seat?

[Gus @Banjo761]

"Order the extra plate of poop. Stand close to a train. Shit on a mostly empty street. Harass every single female you see. Scam a widow. Scam two. Die like Wile E. Coyote."

[Mr. Reply Guy @GenericSnarky]

I want an America so homogenous that blondes and brunettes are fighting

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

I’d pay a large sum of money to join the Chinese army so I can beat Indian troops with sticks at the Indian Chinese border lmao

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Every Republican Senator voted to merge our military with Israel’s military.

The most America LAST thing they could possibly do, selling our military out to a foreign country.

It’s absolute treason and betrayal.

[The White Rabbit @TheWyteRabbit1]

Wow this guy owns the FBI who turn up at his house because of a Social Media Post

Look at the shame on their faces.

This dude wins the internet today hands down.

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[ℍ𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕚𝕤𝕥 @giantfren]

Can you imagine this shit in your house? You'd leave this boon-bot alone for 5 minutes and it'd have half a dozen Temu nigdroids ransacking your house to pawn off all your shit for crack money.

🤖: "I'm. 👏🏻 On. 👏🏻 Mahh. 👏🏻 BREAK! 👏🏻 NIGGA!" 👏🏻

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[speckzo 🇻🇦 @realspeckzo]

Girls be like “I only date tall guys” and then molest a 4’9 fifth grader.

[James Speed Rogers @speed_roge75310]

The Republican party is dead to me. All 50 Republican senators voted to merge the American & Israeli militaries. Sickening.

[AGAVE @agave_redux]

No security. Make her walk through her precious immigrant neighborhood at night.