Conman

-I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the pants party.

[Conman @conbonronjon]

There's 3 things guaranteed in life. Death, Taxes, and X gon' give it to ya.

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@ihatethiskid Bismillah-Peter cat

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Me:
“Do you have any books on turtles?”

Librarian:
“Hard back?”

Me:
“Yeah, with little heads.”

[Conman @conbonronjon]

Man. Idk who this Jerry Mandarin guy is that everyone’s talking about, but he sure is causing a ruckus in Texas right now

[Conman @conbonronjon]

I let a biker squeeze in front of me on the interstate today and he gave me one of those hand down waves they only give to other hog riders……and ngl, it felt really good. Like I might shave my head and grow a 3 ft long goatee good

[Conman @conbonronjon]

The fact that the word palindrome isn’t a palindrome itself, is sad and makes me want to kms. Happy Friday! Go Cubs!!

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@VirginiaSlim069 I’ll defer to my friend and peer, Mr. Bankshaft https://t.co/SmEBH6Oe5e

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@barstoolsports @VirginiaSlim069 pretty cool tbh 👍

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@ticeR11 @VirginiaSlim069 @SHtalkssports Hold on, I’m busy

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@ticeR11 @VirginiaSlim069 @SHtalkssports Been trying to wrap my brain around how TR has a 618 area code after hearing this news 🤔

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@bigdawgwinners @Defendthewest17 Lt. Dangle 🤝 Guy Ledouche
🤝 star U of I pupils

[Conman @conbonronjon]

Experiencing 2 day hangovers was a humbling experience of getting old. Is getting your ass kicked wrapping presents the next in line or am I alone in this one? Because my back is in pain and I have visible forehead sweat

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@GourdieReport @TheKingfisher18 Man didn’t know he let himself go and grew his hair out like that

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@rayspurs23 @xAlexTHFC He’s big boned

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@xAlexTHFC Just a generic political claim to put out fires. The Timo statement came from the heart. The fact he’s been one of the most rational post game interviewers enhances the disappointment

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@thfcgilmore @xAlexTHFC Wanker? Hardly know her!

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@mjmark1970 @xAlexTHFC lol

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@bomber_bennett @xAlexTHFC lol

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@deezeeraGDstan @xAlexTHFC lol

[Conman @conbonronjon]

@VOD_Alex_ @xAlexTHFC lol