concerned dad

I just want what's best for my children.

[concerned dad @concerneddad1]

Not a bad budget.

[concerned dad @concerneddad1]

I've had a Guardian subscription for years & now your lecturer with his haircut & sushi mentions it and it's suddenly your homepage?

[concerned dad @concerneddad1]

I participated in Casual Friday once. Men I respected wore jean shorts. You may be able to talk me into khaki but this isnt bloody Woodstock

[concerned dad @concerneddad1]

that's the last time I buy Sultana Bran. Bloody needle in the haystack trying to find one. Sticking with All Bran. Doesn't talk itself up.

[concerned dad @concerneddad1]

Your favourite tv program involves a middle aged man in Y fronts going round the desert cooking and I'm 'gay' for watching the 7.30 report?

[concerned dad @concerneddad1]

You won something on eBay but you still had to pay for it?

[concerned dad @concerneddad1]

If you wanna pay for my petrol you can put the air con on, otherwise just wind your window down a bit more its only 38 for christ sake.

[concerned dad @concerneddad1]

I don't care if tucking my ears into my hat is 'daggy', I'm sure as hell not getting them burnt again.

[concerned dad @concerneddad1]

Look I realise there's a park there right out the front but it's not in the shade is it? We'll drive a few more blocks.

[concerned dad @concerneddad1]

Cheaper at Book Depository ya reckon? Sounds like a sex act. Think I'll stick with Borders thanks.