#ChangeTheNation 🏳️‍🌈

If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit by me. - Miz Claree

[#ChangeTheNation 🏳️‍🌈 @concessation]

I'm sorry to pass on the news to all her friends but this morning Denise passed away

[#ChangeTheNation 🏳️‍🌈 @concessation]

I am officially old and out of fashion. The place that my eldest daughter manages is having a wedding today, it's just started raining and I said "how ironic" and she didn't get it! Oh Alanis, we're old now. #jaggedlittlepill
👵🤣😕😉

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@iammoshow ♥️

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@chaucerburnt I lost so many brain cells!

[#ChangeTheNation 🏳️‍🌈 @concessation]

Just spent an excruciating 20 minutes trying to explain to a man whose grasp of the female anatomy is about on par with my grasp on string theory, ie non existent, that women do not give birth through the same hole they pee from. 1/2

[#ChangeTheNation 🏳️‍🌈 @concessation]

His pet theory being that since women can push a baby out of the pee hole, then he should be able to fit his penis in there, and that pee hole fucking is a thing you can do. I even invoked @DrJenGunter on him. To no avail, anatomical diagrams were dismissed. I just... Aarrgh 2/2

[#ChangeTheNation 🏳️‍🌈 @concessation]

Resubmit my kids book, I was so close to having it published and then it got snatched away from me. I've never been game enough to try again. That almost killed me.

[PdKyZ @k7n3s]

Australian newspaper editor @simonbenson thinks the only people who give a shit about kids on Nauru live in Kooyong and Wentworth. Please retweet this to help him understand how wrong he is.
#auspol #KidsOffNauru

[Dave @sheepfilms]

If baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls

[#ChangeTheNation 🏳️‍🌈 @concessation]

@chaucerburnt oh well done congratulations 🎊

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[#ChangeTheNation 🏳️‍🌈 @concessation]

Watching the Kitten Rescuers on #netflix

FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE DESEX YOUR BLOODY CATS.

If you're feeding a feral cat and it has kittens, they're your responsibility. So trap, neuter and release your feral kitties.

SPAY YOUR KITTIES.

[#ChangeTheNation 🏳️‍🌈 @concessation]

@BlairStClair iconic 😍♥️

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I remember reading the book and watching the TV series when it aired over here. Scared the crap out of me, like a lot of those dystopian kids books did.

[We Are the Mutants @WeAreTheMutants]

"What does it tell us about the mood of 1979 Britain that a dystopian children's book about the collapse of civil society was seen as a good prospect for adaptation into a children's afternoon television series?" https://t.co/cCKqBJAUmT

[#ChangeTheNation 🏳️‍🌈 @concessation]

@cmclymer toss up, I had a massive allergic reaction to a vitamin B shot in hospital that manifested as intense pain in my shoulder radiating across my chest, they thought I was having a heart attack. And when a catheter decided to expell itself, excruciatingly slowly cm by cm.

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@NerdAboutTown what a fucking ankle he is. Dang girl you be gorgeous!

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I'm here for the @hannahgadsby emoji. All year long! ♥️

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That would be me. Except its not a picture book, but a book I swore I owned, and I read several times, but it's not in my book case, and I can't remember enough of the plot details for Google to admit it exists, but every so often, I try again. Or my googlefu sucks.

[MJ erickson @kreugan]

does anyone else have a picture book from their childhood that they've forgotten all identifying info about but they hunt on google with wild keywords every few years, like clockwork, just in case

[#ChangeTheNation 🏳️‍🌈 @concessation]

@safzoro I'm sure it was, I have been privileged to watch a very flexible young woman shoot ping ping balls out of her fanny, a la Priscilla, I admired her dedication and her vag floor muscles!