conclave lover

insightful and egotistical, bellini ‘24

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you’ll talk to someone with clothes on their floor and crumbs in their bed about voting and suddenly they know how to organize.

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my mama bratislava…daddy from bratislava

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every day at work they feed me into a lawn mower

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oomf’s coworker’s sister is a white black hebrew israelite

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just saw 14 cars in line for a burger king drive through #shityourselfsunday

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oomf saying my arms look defined while performing hung up by madonna at karaoke

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my relationship with my mother hasn’t been the same ever since she dragged fka twigs

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seeing amber mark in minneapolis while all my oomfs are at zara larsson

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every time i go to the delta sky club i enter into a one-sided battle with myself to see how many cookies can be eaten in 90 minutes or less

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you start making progress in the gym and BOOM…you get hit by a car. they’ll do anything to stop a planet fitness black card member.

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what’s funny is i recently had an interview with a very elite consulting firm where i suggested using katseye to improve education outcomes in developing countries. i didn’t get the job.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

KATSEYE has partnered with Erewhon to drop their own drink, the Gabriela Smoothie.

Proceeds will support the Malala Fund, which invests in local education to ensure years of schooling for girls worldwide.

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loved timothee chalamet in marty supreme. always good to see another nyc specialized high school alum gainfully employed. a rarer outcome than you’d think!

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local gay boy has “worst chest press form ever,” asked to leave apartment complex fitness center

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i just paid $6 for ONE chocolate dough barebells in penn station @ZohranKMamdani get this shit under control

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i hate millennial-run apartment buildings why is my rent money going to influencer marketing

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they’re doing shit to intersections in new jersey that has never been done before…surely a normal left turn is safer than whatever is going on there

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asking for a berry parfait with cookie crumbles as my side at chick fil a

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adulthood is realizing that ordering a few things for the table is actually the best way to eat at a restaurant

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rawdogged a 26 hour drive this weekend. no texting, no tiktok, no drinking. watch this space.

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to me, going to breezy bowl is the concert equivalent of going to israel

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child behind me at this airport is playing dress to impress on an ipad…real sobering moment for me my dti fixation