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extremely esoteric rat fanatic

[ash @concordeimy]

sobbing at the mumbai terminal one food court at six am and having a man hand me a diet coke + tell me to be quiet bc he's working. Nothing but respect

[aylin ☽ @weepingcaesar]

once you turn 20 you have to fight everyday for the rest of your life to not lose your personality & spirit...bc what once came naturally to you will be exhausted into nothing if you don't actively Try. it's terrifyingly easy to become a lethargic, soulless adult

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[Abhinav Kukreja @kukreja_abhinav]

A little known fact about this movie is that it wasn’t actually shot in Tokyo, but in Mahipalpur

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Nobody is more surprised than your boss hearing about your PTO for the second time.

[ruhan @ruhan_q]

how did my dad work for 4 decades man I've done 3 years and I want to kms

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Me after any mild inconvenience at my current job:

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[ash @concordeimy]

Coworker asked if the guy on my lock screen was my boyfriend

[miku ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @mikromoons]

u cannot pay me to watch dhurandar bro i am on the polar opposite of that target audience its just never gna happen even if its the only movie forcefully running in theatres for the next 3 months

[Eli @eli_enis]

Been seeing an uptick in Brockhampton references lately. Not yet sure what that indicates but will be monitoring the situation.

[ash @concordeimy]

@Swaha_S Ur so cuTE

[ash @concordeimy]

Looking for someone (F) to take over my totally sea facing room in Lower Parel starting feb @ 45k/mo++ extras (deposit electricity etc) starting February 2026. Hmu for details

[ash @concordeimy]

@akneverok JOIN???? I'm the CREATOR

[ash @concordeimy]

feels so good to trail off towards the end of a sentence. ive said most of it, u can figure out the rest

[whyshani @raiobservations]

seeing someone carry a mokobara bag is like oh okay wowwww we have an algorithmic slop enjoyer w no interiority in our midst... i thought u were cute but now i think ur just a c*ns*lt*nt!!

[ash @concordeimy]

@Swaha_S Ctr swaha >

[ash @concordeimy]

Maybe my 200 billion mkt cap employer doesn't have working office wifi so I can learn to push through adverse conditions and have more agile ways of working, emerging a better worker- and human #grateful

[ash @concordeimy]

@badumtsso braver than the marines