fullmetal dumbass

it’s not impossible, it’s just hard

[fullmetal dumbass @concretejengle]

It seems trendwise I like blonde bitches in red coats 😭

[fullmetal dumbass @concretejengle]

I'm so sorry to everyone but hyperfixation jenjolras from 8 years ago is back so if u see me speaking French or reading the brick or wearing red then no u didn't lol mind ya business

[that bisexual bitch @mrscratch13]

genuinely thought cillian turned the heat up on you hoes

[Del Boy | CHAMPIONS 26🔴⚪️ @FartInTheBath]

AIN’T NO FUCKING WAY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[SP @sspencerukk]

Overtaking a bad driver and checking if your age and ethnicity calculations were correct:

[miya @miyarah_]

cada vez que toco 2 veces el auricular para cambiar la canción me siento como

[sayi @dubukiro]

i love cats so bad bro no matter how big or small they are they all act the same like at the end of the day they just cats they went and discovered a whole new one and still it just a cat like whole new cat dropped but it still hittin da loaf and all actually incredible stuff wow

[lele @kngdnspell]

they're not slutting patrick ball out enough

[maddi☆*⁀‧₊˚ @Popecodylvr]

Before we get married i gotta go fuck this guy

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

the best part is that he’s not even a kitten, they discovered a new cat species that are just naturally little guys

[kenny ꕤ @eternalkenn]

FUCK ED SHEERAN AND PINK

[dawn bread @basapnimasti_]

nothing ragebaits me more than creating fake urgency in corporate like i dont work in ER this is not an emergency

[ivana @popecodism]

I KNOW A GUY

[𝒿𝒶𝓃 @silkandsutures]

big fan of whatever the fuck this is

[blehh @pupzypup]

bird 1: are we safe?
bird 2: yeah he only has one stone

[soph @yatouroo]

"you're rooting for a man to cheat on his wife."

[mila ໑̣ @milouistan]

me when he’s a war veteran who’s missing a limb 😛😛😛😛😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Jasmine. @glacier_heart]

he’s always having a worse day than me. 😭

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

ex-wife took the fucking pronouns in the divorce. Can’t even refer to anymore. Is fucking bullshit. Literally can go fuck self

[haley @mockingjaays]

peeta after he dropped the “if it weren’t for the baby” bomb