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to all the men in my life, please start calling your platonic guy friends “boyfriend”. let’s deconstruct heteronormativity together

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“waves are bad but ur badder”

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@mannylovesbrady right now just the ones that post all my film and give me zero credit😃😃😃

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so many hot dads with mediocre lookin boys…what happened? how bout a second try with me we can set the gene pool right

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@Texcar69 ouch

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so apparently u don’t have to be a lifeguard to drive a red tacoma

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san diego waves are like the boys at cal poly...inconsistent and not big enough

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young kelly slater.

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what should i change my major to if my goal is to be the person who names nail polish colors?

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Why does every guy talk about having a thicc ass

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Sueing cal poly for the wire trips they set up in between the outdoor furniture. Spent the last hour trying to get splinters out, very painful.

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WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS IN THE KITCHEN

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my friday night

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@mannylovesbrady sounds to me like he was more jacked than u

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@mannylovesbrady who’s Lily

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was trying to look at pictures of lemurs and discovered a lost continent

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@jessa_rosenthal What the fuck is this account

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zack told me i’d be pretty if i dressed like a sorority girl

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@superfunchik lost my vans then found them in ur profile