Shannon

Dog lover, wanderer, crafter. she/her.

[Shannon @condamnz]

@hankgreen See I've always thought it'd be horrible to have armpit hair because then your deodorant is just wasted on hair instead of being applied right to the skin

[Shannon @condamnz]

@OhanaRetreat 🖕

[Shannon @condamnz]

@OhanaRetreat Where the fuck are y'all that it's raining? I was just thinking it's nice the weather cleared up 😂

[Shannon @condamnz]

@OhanaRetreat It was in the pasta salad, which is acceptable. But I do miss the foot-tall pile of cheese cubes.

[Shannon @condamnz]

@OhanaRetreat 👀

[Shannon @condamnz]

@OhanaRetreat Is this a game about unaliving birds, because...

[Shannon @condamnz]

@OhanaRetreat Pineapple...lie?

[Shannon @condamnz]

@OhanaRetreat "It's gonna be the wheel....YESSSS"

[Shannon @condamnz]

@OhanaRetreat Okay I support this

[Shannon @condamnz]

My cat
1. Came to hang out with me while I peed and then
2. Followed me into the bedroom to snuggle.

I can't express how grateful I am that he's warming up to me 🥰🥰

[Shannon @condamnz]

Curse of Oak Island Drinking Game, continued:

Drink when the narrator incredulously asks "Item? In LOCATION?!"

[Shannon @condamnz]

Potter Posting in 2022, continued:

the film of HBP is just truly awful lmao

[Shannon @condamnz]

THE SNAPE-SHAPED HOLE, I'M SCREECHING

[Shannon @condamnz]

New kitty was on one side of me and I felt a presence behind me and I'm not usually like this, but I think Richard just stopped in to say hi.

[Shannon @condamnz]

Why am I surprised that the cats are choosing a paper bag over me

[Shannon @condamnz]

"I am not worried, Harry. I am with you." Oh, just fuck me up.

[Shannon @condamnz]

I don't believe in much but fuck if Luna's "Oh, come on. You heard them, just behind the veil, didn't you?" didn't send me into a fit of tears

Yes it's 2022 and I'm reading the series with no author, come at me

[Shannon @condamnz]

One nice thing about tie dye is that my back sweat isn't as obvious

[Shannon @condamnz]

@OhanaRetreat Shit yo pants week!

[Shannon @condamnz]

@OhanaRetreat Okay but is it just cream cheese and is it still cool? Should be fine.