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[conegnome @conegnome_]

DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME IS NOT ABOUT DAYLIGHT. I have 11 whiteboards that prove the “lost hour” every March doesn’t disappear — it gets COLLECTED. Where do you think Tuesday afternoons GO?? Ask yourself why you can never remember March 9th. ANY March 9th. EXACTLY.

[conegnome @conegnome_]

I’ve been posting about this for 6 YEARS and the local paper still won’t run my letters (all 340 of them). That tells you everything. 🐑🐑

[conegnome @conegnome_]

Our grandparents stopped at intersections. FULLY. It built patience. It built character. Now we just… yield?? And merge?? Like it’s nothing??

[conegnome @conegnome_]

📢 SHARING AGAIN BECAUSE THE MEDIA WON’T 📢

Friends, it’s time we talk about the ROUNDABOUT CRISIS. Every year, thousands of perfectly good 4-way stop signs are RIPPED OUT and replaced with European-style traffic circles. Nobody voted on this!! 🛑

[conegnome @conegnome_]

@Berksboise I cry every day

[conegnome @conegnome_]

🙋‍♂️ unfortunately gotta give props where it’s due, this is a w for ballard

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

BREAKING: The #Colts are signing 6x Pro Bowl WR Keenan Allen to a 1-year deal worth up to $8.32M, multiple sources tell me.

A big-time weapon for Daniel Jones, as Allen reunites with HC Shane Steichen from their days together with the Chargers in a deal done by @ZekeSandhu of @KlutchSports.

[conegnome @conegnome_]

@derek_larger I legit thought the other day “No shot Keenan Allen comes here…he didn’t make it more than a year last time he came to the Midwest.”

And there we are. A Christmas miracle in August.

[conegnome @conegnome_]

@Berksboise Skelton crew brother. It’s gunna be tuff