Con ET Takes

Gathering the worst takes from Con ET just in time for the big blue wave. DM for submissions.

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

🗳️ 2026 MIDTERMS // CON ET COPE THREAD🗳️

📌 A thread of your favorite twitter conservatives bad takes & cope tweets

Bookmark this and come back after November to see how they aged (poorly!)📌

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@Heyitsme1620 Oh, so you’re saying the 2026 environment will be akin to 2024?

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

🗳️ 2026 MIDTERMS // CON ET COPE THREAD🗳️

📌 A thread of your favorite twitter conservatives bad takes & cope tweets

Bookmark this and come back after November to see how they aged (poorly!)📌

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@Heyitsme1620 Thanks! Drop your maps and we will come back to this in November.

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

This is by FAR the fastest quote-block from Con ET yet, anyone beat this record? Excuse the profanity!

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@Heyitsme1620 I assume you are saying the *exact* same thing to this account, right?

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@bravo19eight5 38k tweets, I have a lot of catching up to do then!

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@speedobandit Not true, you love them more because you comment under each one!

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@bravo19eight5 > Fox posts +9 generic
> he quotes D+3 generic
> gets on simple “cope” list

Doesn’t sound too hard, even I bring up past poll errors, we all cope together!

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@bravo19eight5 Why are you acting like D+3 two months before a R+2 election is crazy, you go straight to insults but honestly it’s not that deep the quote tweet just says 1/

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@CouldntBePapaP @AIAHockeyCoach Yes please reply with it, that would finish the own and I’d retreat back to the lib cave!

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@bravo19eight5 Generic polls were okay!

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@RebekkaAdams198 @chriswithans The final Fox poll in 2022 was R+1 right?

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@CouldntBePapaP @AIAHockeyCoach Is this 2016, whose getting off to this

Are you going to post the one crying lady next?

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@bravo19eight5 @AIAHockeyCoach I agree that’s the point of the pfp!

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@speedobandit @chriswithans You guys don’t even try anymore

The election hasn’t even happened! why are you mad, there’s a “bad Lib Et takes” account why can’t there be a “Con et” one?

You spend your day replying aimlessly because polls make you mad instead of helping R’s turnout

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@chriswithans That is exactly a bad take!

after Dobbs, a +3 D generic isn’t enough to discredit their current 2026 poll

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@AIAHockeyCoach Because the account had 0 followers during the tweet + was mainly a personal account not intended for engagement

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

Con ET has resorted to comparing 2026 to the *2024 presidential election*

You can tell how this one will go!

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

Republicans are so unserious and corny bro they went from concern trolling to rinsing the same jokes they learned in 2016

Talarico being back is just breaking their minds

[703Kyle @703Kyle]

@scottbraddock Did he try and take himself out though? Or was it a serious domestic incident as others have reported? Kiiiiiiiinda important.

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

@BigDon_8888 @crazytina851 Found him!

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

#TexasSenate

James Talarico makes appearance at the Austin City Limits Music Festival today.

Photo credit: @Andylanger

[Con ET Takes @conettakes]

Con ET has literally NOTHING to run on so they’re just coping trying to create another Hillary/Fetterman situation which won’t escape their echo chambers

Con ET groupchats are just waiting for any national/local media to pick up their “AES/Pappas” cope scandals next to “post” it

[Sean Feucht @seanfeucht]

Word on the street in Austin is that Talarico
had a complete mental breakdown and needed a week’s break for “mental wellness.”

His race should now be cooked.

If he can’t handle basic campaigning, he cannot handle the US Senate.