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[steely dan onlyf@ns @coneutron]

shorty got me feeling like a one way the way I’m left on red

[Fubar🇨🇦 @Captain_Fubar]

Oh okay, sure

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s an AI christian streaming tool called Verso that you can link to your music streaming accounts and if a bad word or sinful topic comes up in the song you receive this notification. If you so desire, you can click the “forgive me!” button which immediately absolves you.

[carl beijer @_carlbeijer]

Really does seem like socialism's path of least resistance is going to heavily involve liberals reinventing Marx and not realizing it

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets..

ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Him: Shes probably texting other guys

Me: It sank so fast the front windows were intact and the back were blown open from pressure, in water more shallow than it was long. If it started letting water in at 6 fathom it never would have made it that far. The accepted theory among

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Finish your broccoli, there’s starving sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

You like what you see @USNavy @USSAbrahamLincoln

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Rarely has there been such a clear cut case of who is a villain against us all and what specifically needs to be done about it

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

Do you think a little country like The Bahamas is harmless? Think again. "Bahamas" is actually Chinese for "Eight Hamases"

[green iphone 5c @greeniphone5c_]

Never leaving this fb group

[steely dan onlyf@ns @coneutron]

@IvanCastilfyv7 @myxibii @BigB0ssTheSnake @Khalo188 @CeaselessWatchr You jack off to feet fuck off Ivan

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[touching a dead rabbit) I will mourn you.. [phone rings, I accept the call on my Bluetooth earpiece with the same hand] Talk to me

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

“So the blood will be there.”

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

Becoming an air traffic controller and every time there’s the slightest problem I tell the pilot to land in the Hudson

[StoneVol Jackson @stonevol1861]

State trooper finally took an exit. Pace car is off. Time to open it up son

[gabby @girllafraidd]

(Very normally) yeah man I just been listening to a lot of old cumtown episodes and rewatching the sopranos. Yeah no I’m good and I’ve been good for a while

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Couldn’t have said it better myself.