Taylor Matzek

Just remember, you are a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust riding a rock floating through space, fear nothing.- Unknown

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Tell me my options.

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"Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is because you're dumb, and make bad decisions".😶

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Youth is wasted on the young.

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Happy Halloween. From me and my boy. ❤️👻

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I left the most special brownie in the world on my desk at work. Good bye, brownie. I know you'll be gone by dawn.

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@_TheBlackJosh not really something that needs to be private.

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Laughing at his momma's dancing.

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My son calls his eyes booties. #beautifulbooties

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All I can think about while I'm home alone is courage the cowardly dog. 😱😱😱

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@DianaSalgadoo Diana!!!! You beautiful Mexican queen! I'm so glad you're alive and well 😻

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@afoster1001 @LeanCuisine shit, I should've been married 780 times by now if that's what reels 'em in👰🏻🚫💀

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People often tell me I'm just like a goddess, and I smell like marshmallows always, and my poop never stinks.

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He often likes to examine his winky while wearing his turkey hat before bath time. #RaisingMales

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My kitty baby likes to be tucked in, too. #CatsOfTwitter

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I like many things. Flowers in the trash is not one of them. 🌷💀

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Left over bar taco shells and sour cream. Work with what you got, you know? #gourmet

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@nurse_by_day You've wiped the smut from eyes and I see the truth now! ❤️ #whatmomsarefor

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Who am I? Who was I?

[Taylor Matzek @conferhumanity]

If you live your life not in constant pain, I count that as winning enough. #aboveground