hot-mess mama

mom...MAMA....MMMOOOMMMMYYYY!!!!!!! The things we dont say out loud.

2 amazing kids and one amazing hubby....most of the time....😂😂

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

Someone told my they are jealous of gow put together I am... My house is a mess, havent showered for a week and I havent brushed my hair since Monday... Totally working it here #mom #confessions #confession #moms #moming #momlife #baby #family #truth #honest #honesty #parenthood

[Antoine (Kizotis) @kizoti]

@landless_thief @EdKrassen @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama I'm French and I can tell you that America has never been so badly seen as with Trump, you make the rest of the world laugh.
Barack Obama was seen as a good president, really.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

@realDonaldTrump The WALL has yet to start construction, the National debt is at $22 Trillion, and our Country is a laughing stock of the world right now.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Young people all over the world are leading the way in the fight to protect our planet because they know their future depends on it. This Earth Day, I want to celebrate the courageous, committed young leaders who are stepping up to save the one planet we've got.

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

You'll either LOVE or you'll HATE this game #BoardKings https://t.co/IpETjTB6yD https://t.co/IpETjTB6yD

[Manders @mamasahotmess04]

Had to stop at Rite Aid for work & a teenage girl with her baby was crying. She was in trouble for shoplifting a small bottle of infant Tylenol for her baby who was very sick. I was able to convince the manager she was my daughter & I paid for the medicine & they let her go💜💜

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

@sweatsntopknots And Insta lol

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

@BunAndLeggings

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

Anyone else got internet shut off because they are broke? No? Just me? Cool...
#mom #confessions #confession #moms #moming #momlife #baby #family #truth #honest #honesty #parenthood

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

My son needed to poop but he didnt wanna stop eating. So he pulled his pants down and pooped on his chair 💩🙈😂
#mom #confessions #confession #moms #moming #momlife #baby #boy #toddler #family #life #work #truth #honest #honesty #naturalmom #parenthood #poop #pottytraining

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

My toddler asked for a banana took one bite, and with a mouthful of banana she said "done! Wash hands!" As I washed her hands she spit out the banana. Sigh...

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

My toddler likes to repeats herself until I say exactly what she's trying to tell me. Sometimes we both stand there staring at eachother looking confused trying to figure out what either of us is saying.

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

@Secret_Vent Yes! 😍

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

No way me too #momwin lol

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

You know you want to.

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

Just beccause I dont have tattoos yet doesnt mean I wont get a thousand of them ;)

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

Just because I don't have any tattoos doesn't mean I'm not cool. There's about a thousand other reasons.

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

@BENHONCHO @OfHella I call bs on this. Nobody is this stupid 😂😂😂

[cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2]

Hey you, who tweets nothing but selfies:

We've had a meeting, and we've decided to vote you off the island.

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

My son is potty training... It should be called potty cleaning because of all the pee everywhere! Vinegar is my best friebd RN!
#hotmess #mom #confessions #confession #moming #momlife #baby #boy #toddler #family #truth #honest #honesty #naturalmom #parenthood #pottytraining

[hot-mess mama @confessions1118]

@behindyourback I am pb and honey

[The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz]

I think this is a perfect time to remind everyone, once again, that despite all of this Bryan Singer is still a piece of shit.